Whereas I only have to contend with reading emails about a guy who clearly cannot cope with his wife's terminal illness
Sent a few months before he killed her then tried to kill himself.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:21, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh dear lord this gets worse and worse.
I just have people running round and round in circles before stabbing each other. In Latin.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:23, Reply)

It's alright, I'm nearly finished here
Then I have a nice break during which I have to train other people in Mac forensics.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

Is it "Ring up Steve Jobs"
BECAUSE HE KEEPS ALL YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION IN HIS EVIL LAIR!!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I've been to Apple HQ. They serve lovely food.
And no.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:32, Reply)

When did you come to my house and why don't I remember this?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I've been in your (Manchester) house.
I miss you, come down again soon. I'll clean the house for you.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

So has Kitty.
I miss you too dear, I will do my best.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Your occasional texts light up my life no end.
We should have a gossip session when your exams are out of the way, I can update you as to why I made my best friend's mum choke on her drink with laughter and other such jolities.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

It's not all about you
And couscous isn't lovely food.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Don't be silly, of course it is.
I eat more than just that you know. And I'm actually a pretty good cook.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I doubt I'll ever get to verify that
So will just take your word for that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:40, Reply)

she eats houmous as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:55, Reply)

*shakes head slowly*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

He learnt from the best.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)

This makes me want to rip my own cock off and throw it down a well

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Be sure to youtube it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I would rather do this than that to be honest.
At least you don't have to learn it all off by heart though
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

True, in fact it's much better if I don't ;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:27, Reply)

for some reason (maybe the pain killers)
I read that as killed her then tried to eat himself

Maybe I should have some toast
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Why are you on pain killers?
I'll punch you if you say "because I'm in pain".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I slipped getting into the bath for a shower this morning
slamming my knee (yes the bad one) into the top of the bath and a small minjury may have occured although in all fairness I was very lucky to retrieve the shower gel, shampoo and basin
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I want you to know that I'm saddened by your injury
And the only reason I'm laughing is because of the small voice bit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

haha, "minjury". I done spat my tea.

I am very sorry for your poor abused mimsy
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)