Things I have overheard at work in the past 3 days
"Yeah, but everyone were smaller back then. Jesus were only 3 foot 6. Noah were the size of a large chess piece. That's how they did it"

"So I said to him: 'Honestly though, and I mean this - NEVER, EVER, EAT A WASP'"

"Some farmer ate a monkey's brain and fucked a cow, and THAT'S how we got BSE"

"God wrote a book. The Devil didn't rise to that shit man, he didn't write one back. He could have, but he didn't. Who's the bigger man?"
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:21, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

These are all amazing
I think I like the Noah the size of a chess piece one best though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Those are only the ones I put on Twitter
There were much stranger ones, but I can't remember them.

EDIT: The Jesus/Noah statement was followed by "Yeah, they were all tiny. Big fishes, big loaves, problem solved. It wasn't a miracle, that's for damn sure."

I love my customers, even if they are right-wing mentals most of the time.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 12 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)