I have an embarrassing confession.
Following on from last week's realisation that I was wearing a Nombie t shirt - I actually dreamt about the cunts last night.

They weren't proper rotting-corpse type ones, but I woke up feeling tired and faintly stressed out from beating numerous women in the face with a spade and from swimming in the Regent's Canal to escape from the fuckers.

I feel ashamed. Dirty, embarrassed and ashamed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Go stand in the corner and think about what you did.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)

I think B3ta has finally broken my spirit.
I feel like an American POW who has cracked under Japanese torture.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)

You want some waterboarding to go with that?
NOW GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKING CORNER BITCH
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)

*googles 'orange jumpsuit retailers in the London area'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)

That sounds like an awesome dream
throw in some boomstick action and we have ourselves a 4th Evil Dead movie.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)

The awe content was absolutely nil.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)

We totally need to get together to talk about zombies and how cool they are
that would be super awesome
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)

We need to get together so I can punch your fucking face in
for talking like a 15-year old from California.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)

You're going to need that blood lust for when we talk about zombies
like soooo kewl!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I'm going to give you a wedgie and a bog-wash.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Way to narc on my buzz
NARC!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)