Hold on swipe
If you imply that this isn't the greatest thing in the world EVAH! then you leave yourself open to accusations of taking the internet seriously.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Jeez, way to take the Internet seriously al

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:32, Reply)

What? I never? I was just making sure Swipe didn't
I'd hate for her to take something seriously.

How are your chins?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Numerous and belligerent

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I love the image of you having secondary, belligerent chins.
Like tiny angry tumours. Perhaps it's just because I've not seen the word 'belligerent' used in a while.
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:43, Reply)

They're angry because they have to die

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Ah, is that what you meant by chin ups?

(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Well, actualy chin-ups, yes.
Exercise kick innit. Probably won't last.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Now I have an image of angry chins weightlifting
at least you have enough of them so that they can spot each other.

I love you really...
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
That was good.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Sometimes, believe it or not
I can be quite funny. But I'll stop now as I feel mean.
(berk, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

This is exactly why it's shitter, here.
:(

Taking the internet seriously is when people get very uppity for no reason whatsoever.
Everybody can't love 90nz0. That's just mad.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I don't like gonz at all
he makes me watch Hollyoaks. Every episode TWICE
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Is that including the omnibus at weekends?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:36, Reply)

No
If I had to watch every episode twice and the omnibus gonz would be burried under tescos by now
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Has he messed up the kitchen yet?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:38, Reply)

It was clean when I left...
but I think he's been home all day today...

Bathroom is fucking disgusting though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Eww.
Is that next on the list to blitz, or are you going to force Gonz to clean it?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:42, Reply)

possibly with a toothbrush

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)

a Sexface's
( thealternativefact, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)

This'll come back to haunt you when he's Prime Minister.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 16:37, Reply)