Ok, you can have Dave Grohl.
Dibs on Conor Oberst though.

And if we ever branch out into actors, Jake Gyllenhaal is MINE.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Want to give me a hand
restraining Christian Bale?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 19:58, Reply)

When you say 'restrain', it sounds seedy
Let's go with 'pose'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:00, Reply)

you're right
that's a lot less rapey
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:01, Reply)

And that's what matters in court.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:02, Reply)

'Your honour
he totally wanted it.'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:04, Reply)

The OT chloroforming and in no way raping hot rock stars and actors
art collective
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:06, Reply)

'he just didn't know that at the time'

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:06, Reply)

'What do you mean
'Stockholm Syndrome'. It's love!'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)

I'd settle for delusions if it meant having a pet Jake Gyllenhaal.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Same
for either Christian Bale or Edward Norton
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)

I seem to have stumbled across the b3ta rape fringe.
I'd just like to say you're all SICK.

SICK I TELLS YA.

*Here boy!*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)

It's not rape, it's art.
The kind of art where we drug hot rock stars and actors and potetially 'molest' them a bit, in order to bring attention to the.... government being wankers or something.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)

So really it's a public service?
*Goes to check on the well-being of Louise from Sleeper*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:13, Reply)

No, if you do it you're a horrible person who deserves to get bummed to death in prison.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

You confuse me with your many rules.
It's like a rapey game of Mornington Crescent here sometimes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:16, Reply)

We're girls. when we talk about kidnap and rape it's cute.
If men do it, it's icky.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)

*Makes notes*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jan 2011, 20:21, Reply)