It was a lame 'short and dark' joke, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:43, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Don't ever apologise for being you sister.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)

as the suggestion came from YOU though
I am 9.9x more likely to act on it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)

If you
go into a hairdresser’s and, with a straight face, ask for a ‘GaRy Coleman’ and then refuse to elaborate when pressed, I promise to

a) join Facebook and then
b) set up a ‘fan page’ or whatever those ghastly scrotes call it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

A Gay Coleman??
That may be something else entirely!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Oops. Not something to ask for in a hairdresser's, of all places.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)

It's a David Coleman combover with pink highlights.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Haha!
Its a good look
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)