Ooh dear. Can't believe it was dislocated and no one realised (that's what happened, right?)
My knee has only been twinging a little, it's fine for the most part. The Stingrays are sleeping at the moment. They're pissed off as no one seems to do sports bras above a D cup and I genuinely don't want to knock myself out.

I amused myself yesterday by running down the steps in the library and one of them made a break for freedom.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:38, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The Stingrays?!
Did your boobs kill Steve Irwin?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

He saw them and realised he'd never get any closer to heaven without being dead
so he stabbed himself in the heart.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Jeff's pet name for them
After I posted a picture of them from the time I was dressed as a stingray.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)

:)
JeffTheTitNamer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I quite like them.
But they're not exactly flat.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Bumps are good.
I like lady-bumps.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I like breasts.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Them too.
Breasts are brill.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

The stingrays?
Have you named one "Troy" and the other "Tempest"?

EDIT - dammit, always refresh before replying.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I may just name them that.
Beats Ronnie and Reggie.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Barbara Windsor's fucked your tits?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)

My tits love their mothers.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)