My missus
"tidies" things up and is constantly losing stuff. I swear to god, one of these days I'm going to find her phone in the fridge or something
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 13:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

An ex of mine 'tidied' away 8 motorhead tickets for me and my pals.
Denied everything. I had to buy them all again, and then found them a year later stuffed into a cupboard where they had no reason to be.

I still have them, to remind me why 'bitchez ain't shit'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Is that the "ex" reason then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

That and a million and one other reasons.
This wasn't the mother of my kid, by the way. I don't half pick 'em.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Speaking of which
*gazzes*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)