I'm going to do you cunts a favour.
Why I bother I really do not fucking know, you're a ghastly bunch of plebeians and you all smell of drains, but here you go:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00xf8k7

If you don't watch this AND ALSO like it, you've got AIDS and are in all probability a Pakistani.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:25, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's fucking shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

fuck off, I smell amazing

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)

+ly like drains

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)

6/10

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)

drains my mum
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Your mum must smell of drains, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I smell like YOUR mum

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)

My mum smells of GAY SEX.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)

as do you

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:00, Reply)

fucks sake, I know it's been a long week
but I expect better from the both of you.

Buck your ideas up.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)

the "so do you" actually made me laugh
my standards have slipped.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I didn't know that Whoopi Goldberg played the guitar

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:49, Reply)

They do all look alike, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I was expecting a rude reply
and I was going to insinuate that Sister Act is your favourite film along with the sequel, Sister Act 2.

Pissed on my bonfire there dintcha.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 15:58, Reply)

One of several rejected first lines for 'Ziggy Stardust'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:00, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)

She's hardly the "Thin White Duke"
like wot Bowie calls himself (among other things)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)