i nearly went there with some girlfriends
but the reports on trip advisor on even the alleged five star hotels put us off altogether. we sacked it off in favour of miami, which absolutely rocked.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Worst. Holiday. Ever.

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)

let's not go there on our honeymoon then
i couldn't cope if nobody offered me any camels for you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Yeah, lets not go somewhere where they hate women

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

i think we should go for
a 12 month round the world tour actually. i would like that a LOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Ok, as long as you don't take your Blackberry
work stays behind
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)

darling, i won't BE working by then
you'll be supporting me and my chanel jeans habit, remember??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Oh boy!
*cue Quantum Leap theme tune*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)

i am wondering how i can pass off the waiter's baby as yours
if it comes out slightly darker skinned and all that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

I'm a simple trusting fool
so just say it was conceived while we were tanned
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

this really shouldn't make me laugh as much as it has

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)

You don't even smoke!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Bad-um TISH!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

bad-un more like

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)