Fuck 'em all.
I'm full of curry and lager.

BEAT THAT YOU TUNISIAN CUNTS!

As you were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Evening

(berk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Evening berk.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)

Not bad
I'm full of crumble and I've just watched The Princess Bride. I've never seen it before, and it's endearingly silly. Also, Cary Elwes is HAWT.
(berk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:31, Reply)

I had the set meal for two
But in exchange for a pint, I asked for just one starter and just one rice dish.

Fuck I'm bloated.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)

I am judging you HARD
You little piggler!
(berk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I'll probably still lose weight eating that berk.
6 pints and the set menu for two, that is how I'm rocking.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)

That is frankly insane
I am actually mildly aghast at how much food that is. Especially since you're so skinny, you git.
Speaking of which, are you coming to Tayyabs?
(berk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)

No.
For the following reasons.

1/ Never got invited.

2/ This month is already stacked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)

I wasn't invited either
I'm still going though.

But fair enough. Plans for le weekend?
(berk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)

It'll be pub in the morning
Followed by football in the afternoon, followed by pub post match.

I might go to the pub on Saturday night, I might not.

It is quite a blokey-day all things considered.

Yourself?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Pffft football
it's a silly game. City or Rovers?

I have to go food shopping and go in to work, and I may even chance a trip in to the city centre if I get too bored writing PhD applications.
(berk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

City.
I like watching football. I really enjoy the soap opera of following a football club/team and the highs and lows that go with it.

I'm not as committted as I used to be (going to all the home and away games), but I still go to all the home games.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

That's the one on the other side of Bristol isn't it?
I used to live about 5-10 minutes walk from the Rover's ground. At least, that's the way round I think it is...
I can't imagine being that much of a fanatic about anything to be honest. It's just a game.
(berk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)

It is only a game
But when it's a game you've got no influence over, and you decide to 'buy in' to the concept of it, and you decide to put your efforts into following it, it does become something you care about.

Some of the adventures I've had over the years (especially at away games), and some of the things I've done, and people I've met as a result of going to football would be enough to fill a book.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)

'Adventures'
sounds suspiciously like drinking too much and picking on people wearing the wrong colour scarf :P
(berk, Fri 14 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

I do admit knowing people who've taken issue with opposing supporters
And this is why I no longer travel to away games, but I've never thrown a punch at a football match.

Drinking too much. Yes.

But the whole saga of being let down by a team of highly paid pros is quite a grounder for life.

Imagine the conversation in the pub.

Bloke 1:'I'm gutted the dog died this week and the wife left me'
Bloke 2:'Sorry to hear that'
Bloke 1:' It's been a difficult week, what with losing my job as well'
Bloke 2:' I see Maynard is fit, we've missed him!'
Bloke 1:'Really? That's fantastic, fancy another cider?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Nope
I just don't get it. At least with rugby there's violence and with cricket there's beer and sunshine.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

It's probably a bloke thing.
I am allowed to be a bloke am I not?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:12, Reply)

NO, dammit
the floppy hair is a clear sign of androgyny.

yes, of course you are..
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:15, Reply)

I'm still searching for my purpose in life berk.
I cross many social spectrums.

Indie kid thru boardroom thur knowing people who like hitting people.

I'm quite rounded really.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

A genre spanner, eh?
well, a spanner possibly...
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:21, Reply)

Oh... Oh... Oh...
FUCK OFF!

I'm not as clever as you am I?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:26, Reply)

You are several pints down on the evening
I'll let you off a witty reposte this time.
(berk, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:30, Reply)