You get marks for breathing in exams these days.
If you let out an 'SBD' you get a 'platinum A* with strontium edging and a lifetime supply of Bounty kitchen towels'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I don't know what any of that means

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:31, Reply)

Apples, Apples Apples....
When you reach my antiquated years you realise that almost every single person on earth is a fucking retard. The fact that you aren't one puts you at an instant huge advantage over everyone else and you will do absolutely fine in life on that basis, even if you completely bollocks up your education - which you won't, anyway. You're a bright woman - so hush yo' mouth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Thanks Monty, that made me laugh a little bit.
You saying that... I feel so validated
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)

The fact that at this time of night he can still see the keyboard suggests he means it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Jan 2011, 0:42, Reply)