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Bizarrely
I'm not.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Good, you don't need to

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:42, Reply)
Not any more!
*contemplates croissant*
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:43, Reply)
If there's a croissant in the house, eat it!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:44, Reply)
No, sadly there isn't
a fair amount of chocolate though, but t really is too late for that. I was just being smug!
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:46, Reply)
Go for it then.
Wotsits are fucking lush. I can't have them because I can't stop at one bag :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:43, Reply)
I bought a pack of 10 about lunchtime
I have already had 2 of them :(
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:44, Reply)
Definitely don't eat any more then!
Burn the rest of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:44, Reply)
I've eaten six in a row before :(
I only stopped because I ran out. They're not allowed in my house any more.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:47, Reply)
Eugh wotsits are horrible

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:49, Reply)
Internet lies!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:52, Reply)
All cheesy and horrible
like cherryade
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:52, Reply)
But...
Cheese is lush!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:54, Reply)
This represents every particle of truth in the world.

(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:54, Reply)
Thank you.
Ooh, I tried a lovely new cheese the other day. Called 'Red Hot Dutch'. It's like Mexicana but three times as spiy. Beautiful.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:00, Reply)
That's probably a bit too spicy for me!
/pansy
But I did find an awesome deli with decent cheese on my travels today. it's a tiny wee place and the queue was out the door!
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:03, Reply)
Again, cheese delis are something I can not be trusted with.
I have no concept of moderation.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:05, Reply)
You're not massively far from this place
www.cheesehamlet.com/

amazing.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:09, Reply)
I initially read that as
www.cheesehelmet.com

I've been on b3ta too long.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:13, Reply)
That's the problem with this place.
It gets under your skin.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:15, Reply)
Thankfully, I'm too far away to reach it with any ease whatsoever.
Why would you tempt me like that?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:19, Reply)
Well, it might have made you want to get out of bed?

(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:27, Reply)
I'm too meh for cheese, even.
Plus, it's not near me at all. Thank god.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:32, Reply)
Christ, it must be bad :(
you're going to the docs on monday, yes?
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:34, Reply)
I'll make an appointment then.
I need to go anyway, my knee is FUBAR.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:39, Reply)
Ring early in the morning
or all the appointments will be gone
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:46, Reply)
I know, mum.
Thankfully they'll be opening just as I go to bed, I imagine.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:50, Reply)
Haha sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:51, Reply)
Heh, it's ok. Thanks for thinking :)
I'm going to have a nap. I imagine everyone will be gone when I wake up, so night!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:54, Reply)
I'll probably be around
but enjoy your nap.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:55, Reply)
Catch you in a couple of hours if you're still up then.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:58, Reply)
I've seen their TV channel round a mates house.
They have quite the business portfolio.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:06, Reply)
Badum-tcch!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:09, Reply)
Cherryade is great!
It made that gin drinkable, for a start...
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:54, Reply)
That was decent gin!*
*Semi-decent gin. Gordons I think
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:55, Reply)
Whatever it was
was a bit strong for me*

*I felt like I'd been orally raped with paintstripper..
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:59, Reply)
I may perhaps
make drinks a little strong. You stuck the course well though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:59, Reply)
Is Hendricks gin nice?
I like the shape of the bottle.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:01, Reply)
Hendricks is lovely
but expensive. Last time I had it, we were making cucumber cocktails
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:02, Reply)
That sounds incredibly posh
but seeing as the miniature I have of it was £5, I rather think I'll have to wait til I visit someone who has some rather than buying my own.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:06, Reply)
It is delicious though
This reminds me of poppet's bash, where poor wanderlust had to put it with me marvelling at the bar that they served Fevertree tonic as standard.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:11, Reply)
Never even heard of them
they do look nicer than those bog standard britvic ones though.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:12, Reply)
If you buy good gin
you need to buy good tonic otherwise it's wasted
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:14, Reply)
Yes.
Have it with black pepper, tonic and cucumber.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:02, Reply)
Top Tip.
Vodka with Appletiser is not 'home created cider'

It is bloody awful.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:02, Reply)
I was about to say
'that sounds vile' but on reflection, I suppose it could be alright. I doubt it would taste anything remotely like cider though...
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:03, Reply)
Gin tips.
A small bit of fresh ginger in the bottom of a gin and tonic is nothing but WIN.

Additional, one part of this www.stgermain.fr/ to two parts of gin with tonic is beyond JOY.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:08, Reply)
Really not that big a fan of gin
however, if it's french liqueurs you're on about, Chambord clearly wins.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:11, Reply)
I've wasted my gin tips on you haven't I?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:12, Reply)
'fraid so.

(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:15, Reply)
Gay.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:25, Reply)
They can fuck off
with their ".fr" website that has a "where to buy" page where you can choose ANY US STATE or supply A ZIPCODE. Yank bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:20, Reply)
Or just get a bottle in Waitrose?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:23, Reply)
no Waitrose near here

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:34, Reply)
It's not awful.
But it's nothing like cider.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:12, Reply)
It was awful.
It was nothing like cider.

And I was desperate"
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:16, Reply)
Tut tut
naughty Jeff.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:19, Reply)
Don't worry berk.
This was DAYS ago.*

*Might be several years ago, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:24, Reply)
I dunno, I quite like it sometimes.
To be fair though, I'd drink almost anything as long as it's wet and alcoholic.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:26, Reply)
*Sadly yes, me too*
It doesn't ever have to be wet. :(
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:28, Reply)
You are Withnail AICMFP.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:34, Reply)
Ahahaha!

(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:35, Reply)
Offers Bella a fiver.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:37, Reply)
Thanks
Not sure I should take it though, since you could have rightfully said it to me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:41, Reply)
You would struggle to drink stuff that is dry, surely?

(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:34, Reply)
No.
I have skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:38, Reply)
Oh yes?
*raises eyebrow*
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:40, Reply)
Yeah.
SKILLZ.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:46, Reply)
Do they pay da billz?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:44, Reply)
Nope.
They is SPECIAL.

Well, not that special, but I'll drink anything
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:47, Reply)
I hear you bro.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:48, Reply)
Back at ya sister.
I'm going to bed.

See you on the other side.

Peace out!

Nuff respect.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:50, Reply)
Nighty night.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:52, Reply)
I'm the same with cider.
Only I do have it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:48, Reply)
Yes, but you're being good
AREN'T YOU, Jeff?
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:50, Reply)
Yes.
As I drank before and after football.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 1:58, Reply)
sorry your football day was crap
my football day was epic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:20, Reply)
Like I care?
My lot were a disgrace today. A complete fucking shambles.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 2:24, Reply)

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