mmmm, internet perving
are they your videos from outside his house?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 10:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No, it's probably worse than that.
I'm watching old PMQs because a small part of me is in love with Ed Miliband.


*leaves in shame*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Now that IS odd
Invite him to Prime Minister's Off Topic Questions. What you gonna ask him?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

He's so cute though!
Like a nerdy puppy that it's sort of ok to fancy.

OK, it's not. On PMOTQT I'd just ask him to talk politics to me.

*slaps self* shut it Bella!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:05, Reply)

sexy!
Bell: "oh Ed, you can renegotiate my trade agreement anytime..." *twiddles hair*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

*blushes*
I just think he's cute is all...

Yes, I'm well aware I need help.

Well who's YOUR odd crush?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Mine are all completely reasonable
Charlie Brooker might be considered a little odd, I suppose.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:23, Reply)

This is b3ta.
I refuse to accept that I'm the only one with an inexplicable crush.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

ED MILLIBAND!
ffs.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Morning Bobby.
YES, I KNOW.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I think you're weird
but I can sort of see where you're coming from. If it was a choice of the three though I'd rather have Nick Clegg.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Clegg hasn't smiled in 8 months
Plus, I like it when Miliband takes the piss out of Cameron. Clegg can't do that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Morning pal,
I was watching him on Andrew Marr this morning and thought to myself he looks like the kind of kid I bullied at boarding school. Mine are Claudia Winkelman and Dame Helen Mirren.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I think that's what I like about him. He's adorable.
I wouldn't say Winkleman is an odd crush though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

wait wait wait!
"...bullied at boarding school..."

Are you some posh toff who anally rapes weaker boys?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

yup

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Shocking behaviour.
How was he?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

accomodating.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Good to know.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Andy Marr.
Jon Snow.
Stephen Fry

I like intelligent men.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Thank you.
Also, Dara O'Briain and Ben Miller for me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I'd totally do Russell Howard, too
I think it's funny men who do it for me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

He's cute.
Not 100% keen on blonde men though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Ditto
but since watching The Princess Bride the other night, oh my GOODNESS Cary Elwes is hot. Like, actually fizzy-knickers-gorgeous. Such a shame he's old now :(
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Had a quick google search (I've not seen the Princess Bride either)
and I AGREE.

Cillian Murphy dressed as a woman also is an odd crush. Or Cillian Murphy as Dr Crane. Or just CILLIAN FUCKING MURPHY WHY ARE YOU MARRIED PLEASE LEAVE YOUR WIFE FOR MEEEEEE

my early teenage crush announced he was expecting a baby with his movie-star girlfriend. Odd times.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Ah yes, Breakfast on Pluto
I do like a bit of Cillian Murphy. I prefer him as a man though...
The moustache is silly, but NOM: clt580.wikispaces.com/file/view/CaryElwes.jpg/137759605/CaryElwes.jpg
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:46, Reply)

He looks like a blonde version of my ex-flatmate.
Ex flatmate is the rare but sexy kind of ginger.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:50, Reply)

I wouldn't say he's fizzy-knickers hot.
I think my obsession with Jake Gyllenhaal is well documented, but I think it's worth repeating: Jake Gyllenhaal is the most attractive specimen of yum in the world. Ever.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:53, Reply)

It isn't the most amazing picture, to be honest
watch the film and then tell me that. Also, yes, there is pretty much nothing I wouldn't do to get in Jake Gyllenhall's pants.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

You would have to fight me, for a start.
I haven't seen the film, but my best friend raves about it. I might borrow it while I'm still laid up with my KarmaAIDS.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Do it
it's immensely silly and good fun, and the male lead is OMGHOT.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I might watch What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
Jonny Depp is perfection in that film. I can even put up with the presence of Juliette Lewis. Or, I might watch Brokeback Mountain or Stardust for the millionth times.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Ha, we watched Stardust this morning.
Don't believe Poppet if she tells you I cried like a little girl, it's all lies.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 12:52, Reply)

I haven't got round to reading Stardust yet
which is a bit silly of me.

How are you, you big softie?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I never cry at films
But the part in the inn makes me happier than should be allowed.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

He is actually kinda cute though
weird teeth, but I still would.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Yeah, Russell Howard would get it.
I wouldn't say he's an odd crush though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I can't think of an odder one
I'm clearly just to normal :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Too normal for the likes of us :(

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I would definitely have
Stephen Fry's gay babies. Hugh Laurie is definitely cuter though.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Hugh Laurie
-lies on back, kicks legs in glee-

He is HOT.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

wrinkly and old, though!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Did you not notice JON FUCKING SNOW?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I think my brain blanked it out
You should go pulling in old peoples' homes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Bleh.
I seem to swing between liking really young ones and really old ones.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:43, Reply)

So?
He's also a foxy silver fox.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

But is that
Hugh Laurie as Dr House...or Hugh Laurie as Prince George?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

EITHER
I don't mind a man in make-up.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)

And a really remarkable pair of trousers

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

And a wig.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 13:05, Reply)