....with a hammer.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:02, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Best way to do it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Most pugs look like they've already been smashed in the face with a hammer.
Is this so God gets to cover his tracks?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Pfft.
Like you'd turn one down even though they have smashed hammer faces..
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:46, Reply)

I'd smash them berk, smash them good and proper.
Smash them with my COCK.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Hehe!

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Ew
I'm sure you would, you dirty sod. The poor little buggers already have terrible facial expressions and bulging eyes, I can't imagine how they'd look if you backdoored them..
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)

I've decided to call the act of molesting a pug in this way.
'Pug plugging'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)