Hello
Listen, I was wondering, if you don't mind. It's just that I've thought about this for quite a bit and never do anything about it, and it would be nice if, you know, maybe something could happen? I donno, let's give it a try and see, worst comes to it we can still be friends.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:02, 52 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Alright Gonz?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'll be honest with you Dozer, I'm on a downer today.
I was supposed to do some work for work and I haven't done it.
I was supposed to clean out my cupboard in the kitchen, and I haven't done it.
I was supposed to do some other more work for work, and I haven't done it.
I went to ASDA for some solphadeen max fizzy and ended up spending about 2 hours and £35 there, and I only have the makings for dinner tonight and some emergancy soup out of a tin, which sucks, because now I know I've got two meals of emergancy soup out of a tin ahead of me.

BUT, BUT, on the 5th of feb I'm meeting a load of people who have pugs and hopefully I'll load up on pug glee in the park and that'll make me happy for a little while, which is always good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

You haven't cleaned the kitchen cupboard?
After you promised?
When you lie Gonz, god kills a pug
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)

....with a hammer.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:02, Reply)

Best way to do it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Most pugs look like they've already been smashed in the face with a hammer.
Is this so God gets to cover his tracks?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:43, Reply)

Pfft.
Like you'd turn one down even though they have smashed hammer faces..
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:46, Reply)

I'd smash them berk, smash them good and proper.
Smash them with my COCK.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Hehe!

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Ew
I'm sure you would, you dirty sod. The poor little buggers already have terrible facial expressions and bulging eyes, I can't imagine how they'd look if you backdoored them..
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)

I've decided to call the act of molesting a pug in this way.
'Pug plugging'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)

I got more sweets =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:26, Reply)

I might try using this line one day.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Hugh Grant.... showing the world that the bumbling idiot can still get the dreamboat.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Only in the cinema.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)

It does help
That he's quite a pretty man. Or was. I can accept a bit of bumbling in exchange for someone who's easy on the eye. /Shallow
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

bl
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

+ m

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:42, Reply)

No thanks
My bottom is south bound traffic only. He could be the cutest man alive but if he wanted anal I'd have to tell him to bugger (fnar) off.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Holla, sister.
We ladies are delicate. We don't even shit.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

Of course we don't.
No farting either.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:09, Reply)

And we don't sweat. We glow.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:14, Reply)

alright Lampito
how's it going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Just got back from the gym.
I feel great.

Didn't even burn off half my breakfast :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:20, Reply)

glad the gym went well
and it's not about burning calories really
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:22, Reply)

Fitness first.
Calorie burning comes next.
( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:24, Reply)

And anal is third

(Bazongaloid, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:30, Reply)

-bends over-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:36, Reply)

chafing doesn't burn calories..
Apparently faking an orgasm burns more calories than having a real one though.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:41, Reply)

So my technique HAS been bringing joy to ladies, even if they didn't know it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:45, Reply)

I should be six stone then.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:46, Reply)

Great.
If I were having sex that'd be more methods to burn calories. BUT I'M NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Join the club

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:55, Reply)

Let's just have sex.
And you can fake orgams til you're skinny.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Are you calling her fat?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)

No.
I'm saying it's a replacement for the gym.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 19:43, Reply)

this is a really strange random fact

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Bumbling isn't that much of a turn off though is it?
It can be a sign of someone who's thinking to fast for the worst to leave their mouth, they could be thinking "Oh wow, she's really pretty, look at her smile, it's stunning, she seems like a really happy person. I wonder what sort of thing she's into. Oh no, I'm staring now, I had better say something, what can I say? I don't know anything about her, I suppose the normal thing to do is offer a drink, but she's got one and having two drinks is awquard 'cus then both your hands are full. Is asking how the jorney down here was a bit to cliched? I've asked like 10 people that this evening, I really don't care, wait, everyone is laughing, what are the laughing about? I'm looking forward to that new x-men film. Wow, what a great body, oh shit, I'm being a creepy letch, how long have I been staring at her tits? It was just a glance, that's not creepy is it? They're nice, wait, did I not look to long? She'll think I don't like her, and she'll deffo think you don't like her if you don't speak. What a great start, I'll go out for a fag and try again in 10 minutes."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

That's maybe a bit TOO much bumbling
But yes, a man who is a little bit shy and sweet can be very nice. But not always.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen, make sure you buy flowers the next day.
That's the way to go.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:15, Reply)

I disagree.
Treating me mean just annoys the crap out of me. Granted, it is likely to make me want to text you, but more in a 'what the hell are you playing at' kind of way rather than a 'let's sleep together' way.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:21, Reply)

I think that's the big difference between a 'women' and a 'girl'.
In reality I hate it people treat others like shit, in any situation.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:25, Reply)

You shouldn't talk in the pictures, especially if you bumble and are asking someone out. It's almost as rude as browsing the internet on your phone.
BGB, me and TGB are looking for a new flatmate, do you want to move in with us? Then it can be Chez BGBTGBG.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Haha!
If you weren't living in the hellhole that is London then I might think about it.
( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Haha you'd get to see me ALL the time tho:P
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)

I'm tempted by the idea of you and me sharing a box of Mingles as we watch Gonz clean the kitchen cupboards.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:15, Reply)

PLUS, PLUS, we just found Nigerian Idol, no joke, it's a real show !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:15, Reply)

I have no doubt that there are many talented people who live in Nigeria.

( girlinthehole, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:19, Reply)

I'm game

( broadsword, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

I'm game
Like a game bird.

With BREASTS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)

I like breasts

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:29, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 18:32, Reply)