Name: Berk lol
Age: You shud neva ask a laydee dat lol!
Sex: Dats y Im here innit lol
Location: Ur bed lol!!11
Likes: Pplz wot r 4 real, nah fake fukers lol!!! Also like music n drinkin n dancin n bein bought gifts yeah? lol
Dislikes: Fakez n fraudz n teenee cox lol!1!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:02, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I swear to god
I am going to slap you the next time I see you. Reading that was like fingernails down the blackboard of my soul.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)

You can't hurt me as much as that hurt to type
I had to go back over and take punctuation OUT.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)

POTD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)

You can bugger off and all.

(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)

What isn't there to like in Labs profile?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)

I think it's very accurate and flattering

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Hmph
no paté for you.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)

Well you declined
my flattering and reasonable one!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)

I didn't decline it!
I took issue with the word 'sordid' and the accuracy of the word 'sexy' but otherwise it was fine!
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I thought you meant my b3ta profile then
I am slow tonight.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)