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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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berk is too shy to ask.
But she'd like help writing her online dating profile.

Knock yourself out kids.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:51, 152 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
This is not at all what I meant
when I told YOU to try this. I think people should write a profile for you instead, I'm perfectly capable of writing my own, when I decide to get round to it.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 22:58, Reply)
"...seeks warm and gentle companion to share long walks in the park and a little bit of romance and passion,
healthy coat and wet nose desirable."

('evening all.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:00, Reply)
Evening Crow.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)
'evening Jeff
How's tricks?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)
I'm alright mate.
Yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)
Yeah, not bad.
Good weekend?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Curry on Friday was good.
The rest of it was very average. Very average.
What have you done this weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)
I've spent a lot of time drinking.
And a lot of time being indecisive. I've started being a bit more decisive and managed a day off the sauce, so hopefully I'll wake up tomorrow with a clearer head.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Good for you.
Assuming that is what you WANT to do.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I suspect it might be for the best if I'm to get anything done at work tomorrow.

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Name: Berk lol
Age: You shud neva ask a laydee dat lol!
Sex: Dats y Im here innit lol
Location: Ur bed lol!!11
Likes: Pplz wot r 4 real, nah fake fukers lol!!! Also like music n drinkin n dancin n bein bought gifts yeah? lol
Dislikes: Fakez n fraudz n teenee cox lol!1!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)
I swear to god
I am going to slap you the next time I see you. Reading that was like fingernails down the blackboard of my soul.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
You can't hurt me as much as that hurt to type
I had to go back over and take punctuation OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)
POTD

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)
You can bugger off and all.

(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)
What isn't there to like in Labs profile?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)
I think it's very accurate and flattering

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Hmph
no paté for you.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Well you declined
my flattering and reasonable one!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)
I didn't decline it!
I took issue with the word 'sordid' and the accuracy of the word 'sexy' but otherwise it was fine!
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)
I thought you meant my b3ta profile then
I am slow tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)
Amended now
Sexy scientist seeks sordid sultry sexual shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:01, Reply)
Less of the sexy and sordid
but otherwise...
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:02, Reply)
pfft it's all right

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Sexy classics undergrad, mostly conservative, unearthing new territories
Wants a nice karaoke date in central Kettering.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
Lampito?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)
That's who I was going for
But really I just wanted to say rude words in secret.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)
words like karaoke?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)
I was hiding words in acronyms
And was struggling to think of 'k' words.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:21, Reply)
haha!
I only just noticed that. The classics bit made me assume Lampito
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:23, Reply)
I had to start it fairly on topic, so people might not twig immediately
But it was damn hard to do!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)
well you succeeded!
Although I'm definitely telling Lampers what you said about her haha
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)
Snitch!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)
What will you offer me to keep quiet?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)
Oh God, I don't know...
What do you most want?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Right now
I'd like some delicious but low calorie food that is not a yoghurt or soup
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)
I'm not sure I could get something delicious and healthy to you in Oxford before it's too late
How about something I can bring to Tayaab's (assuming you're going?)
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:46, Reply)
I am going to Tayaabs
but you don't need to bring anything since I fully anticipate having to pre-starve for two days in order to gorge myself. What time you turning up?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)
I'll be doing the same!
Not sure yet, got the day free so might head down early for a mooch.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)
Skinny Cow ice-cream?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)
You just want the regular kind of sexual shenanigans?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Possibly, possibly
sordid sexual shenanigans just sounds all kinds of wrong though.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Sordid in the sense
of out of the ordinary.

I'm not being very persuasive am I?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)
So actually you're suggesting something
Sextraordinary?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:17, Reply)
*facepalms*

(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:19, Reply)
If Amberl got rid of 'sordid' and replaced it with 'sultry'
Would that work?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)
It'd be an improvement
but equally as untrue...
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)
I told you this would go well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)
You could always swap them around...

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Sordid scientist?
that just sounds even worse!
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:08, Reply)
Hmm....yeah, actually it does.
But sexy sexual shenanigans are surely the best kind of sexual shenanigan?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)
Well, I would hope
that when I get round to having some of the aforementioned shenanigans, that they will be sexy, yes. Otherwise it'd just be plain disappointing.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Otherwise it'll be a date whereby you knock on someones door and the just run away, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)
I can't really say that's one of my kinks, no...

(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)
And nobody wants disappointing sexual shenanigans.
That just wouldn't be very sexy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)
I've already had my fair share of those
and no, they aren't.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Definitely in the "Bad sex is worse than No sex" camp, then?
(Join the club...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:18, Reply)
Yup
Life is too short for crap sex.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Amen to that!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:23, Reply)
You have no idea
how truly abysmal some of the sex I've had has been!
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:26, Reply)
How bad are we talking?
Bad enough that you didn't even know he'd been in?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)
My first boyfriends all time record low
was 47 seconds, and yes it was so bad that I had nothing better to do than watch the clock.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:30, Reply)
Is that from the moment of penetration, or from the moment he unbuckled his belt?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:31, Reply)
The former.

(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Oh dear...
I'm guessing he was consistently... pre-punctual? Surely if that was a one-off then it's mean to hold a grudge.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)
Pre-punctual!
Yes, somewhat. I don't think he ever lasted more than 5 minutes, and I stayed with him for a year after that. *belms*
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)
That sucks!
A one-off 'false start' I reckon is acceptable, but to routinely shoot first and ask questions later is just not on.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)
It certainly is not
even if we were teenagers at the time. Since he is now extremely fat, balding, ginger and a rabid Tory...I think I'm well out of that one. Like I say - no sex at all is better than that!
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Just make sure you don't end up a left-wing
Anne Widdecombe.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)
Fuck off
fuck RIGHT off.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)
Add it to your profile!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)
Sounds like you came away with all the looks, character and awesomeness there!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Gordon Brown
would have come away with the looks, character and awesomeness from that relationship.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)
Haha!
Both my long-term ex's are still hot, so I don't have that guilty pleasure. Both are good friends of mine still though, so it's not like I have to worry about psycho ex's!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)
I don't have any psycho exes
unless you count the guy I ended up dating by accident. I just have number of exes whom, when I look at, think 'what the FUCK was I thinking?!'
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)
Ahhh
I have one of those, but it was only a secondary school relationship that lasted a couple of weeks.
Thinking back on it, she was quite scary, but then her nickname was Scary Sam... Should've taken that as a clue...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Even I would have taken that as a hint, I think.
the story of psycho ex.
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:03, Reply)
To be fair I only found out she was called that AFTER we got together

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)
What's wrong with Tories :(?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)
Nothing, necessarily
but he takes it far, far too far. If he was any more frothing about certain things, he'd be virtually a nazi.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)
Did you find yourself eating more boiled eggs during the relationship?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)
No.
perhaps I should have, maybe smelly egg farts would have put him off his enthusiastic pawings...
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)
Shh!
Women don't fart...

Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)
My toaster takes about a minute.
You could have got up in the morning, put some toast on, gone back to bed, watch him satisy himself and they have a hot-bread snack!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)
I would have preferred toast, to be fair
sex with him was just an embarrassing chore.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:37, Reply)
How long were you together?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)
Two and a bit years?
We were at high school/college.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)
So this relationship didn't really effect your studies then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)
Affect*
and no, can't say that it did.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)
Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)
My worst I guess was when the girl just laid there
Barely made a sound, arms to her side, it freaked me out! Show some enthusiasm, dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Well, if you will go on the pull in the mortuary...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
I was expecting this or a date rape gag

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)
It was a bit obvious wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)
I'm just glad you didn't liken me to Chompy
So thanks for that!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Pleasure! :)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)
Eww
that sounds really creepy!
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)
It really was
She'd been enthusiastic leading up to that point, then suddenly it was 'lie back and think of England'. Creeped me the hell out!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:35, Reply)
Tabloid-tastic!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:03, Reply)
I did think it was quite good

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:04, Reply)
It was very good.
Did you get some chips?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:06, Reply)
I might do
but I'll wait until midnight if I do
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)
Why leave it so late?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:11, Reply)
Because then it counts towards tomorrows calories?

(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)
They'll sit heavy, eating chip that late.
Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:12, Reply)
Yes, if you go to sleep afterwards
which Amberl doesn't tend to do.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:20, Reply)
I don't know the hours Amberl keeps.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)
because when I get the chips
I will get some pepsi and a DVD and camp out in the MCR as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)
What DVD are you considering?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:31, Reply)
No idea
I'll see what the library has to offer me
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:32, Reply)
get The Road if they have it

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:33, Reply)
They won't :(
They have about fifteen quite old ones
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Evil Dead?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)
stuff like X-men
I'll have a little check in a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)
If you want to be depressed
That's a miserable film. Good, but not exactly light-hearted.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Nice Sunday night bedtime film though.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)
I'd go for an old favourite, something light or brainless action
Like Die Hard, or The Matrix.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:41, Reply)
Ah Saturday afternoon fodder. I like epics on Sundays.
Although I've just stuck Serenity on as it's an easy bedtime watch.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)
A great film :)

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)
It's a really good film
wish I had that
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)
Did you think so?
I liked the series but thought the film was only average.
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)
i thought the series was alright
and the film was better
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)
I stupidly watched it before Firefly but still didn;t spoil the series too much.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:04, Reply)
Evening Jeff and cohorts

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:25, Reply)
Alright Bob.
Good shit earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)
textbook

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:27, Reply)
So a massive one if you managed to read a whole textbook!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:29, Reply)
Ba dum splsssh
is the sound it made
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:31, Reply)
What have you done this evening Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:34, Reply)
Watched School of Rock, Zen and klilled some baddies on the xbox
and yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)
Cooked dinner (having had School of Rock on the back ground)
Went to the shops to get some ice-lollies, and I'm now watching MOTD2.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)
Tottenham should have won
hate to say it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)
It would be better for your lot if they had won.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)
This is how you'll start your lessons when you become a teacher Bob.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t1V6w7kFic

All rapey and weird.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)
He's a bit crap isn't he.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)
I don't know.
I don't play. You do, so you tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)
He's a bit crap Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)

What kids song will you be using to 'groom' your class, before you get your puppets out?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)
We use different tracks for differnt stuff
so when it'a tidy up time we play hi ho hi ho it's off to work we go. When it's getting ready for art or creative stuff fantasia etc. The children love it.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:06, Reply)
Are you hoping to use a lot of music when you start teaching?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:08, Reply)
as much as poss without impacting on anything else.
I will try and have a lot of percussion stuff in the room. Its good for loads of stuff music is. (ive gone all yoda)
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)
Forgive me.
But with you saying you've had your hair cut, in a Jack Black style.

And you having watched 'School of Rock' today, I'm seeing a pattern develop here!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:12, Reply)
haha, it's gone a bit emo now
I seem to have a fringe I can do nothing with.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Do you look a bit daft?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)
fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:49, Reply)
fookin hell
how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)
What Rosie?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
double fuck

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:53, Reply)
Fuck me

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)
Jesus Mary and Joseph

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:57, Reply)
Alright lar?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)
And a roota too!
Verily we are blessed this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:59, Reply)

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