Pre-punctual!
Yes, somewhat. I don't think he ever lasted more than 5 minutes, and I stayed with him for a year after that. *belms*
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That sucks!
A one-off 'false start' I reckon is acceptable, but to routinely shoot first and ask questions later is just not on.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:38, Reply)

It certainly is not
even if we were teenagers at the time. Since he is now extremely fat, balding, ginger and a rabid Tory...I think I'm well out of that one. Like I say - no sex at all is better than that!
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)

Just make sure you don't end up a left-wing
Anne Widdecombe.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Fuck off
fuck RIGHT off.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)

Add it to your profile!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Sounds like you came away with all the looks, character and awesomeness there!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Gordon Brown
would have come away with the looks, character and awesomeness from that relationship.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)

Haha!
Both my long-term ex's are still hot, so I don't have that guilty pleasure. Both are good friends of mine still though, so it's not like I have to worry about psycho ex's!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:52, Reply)

I don't have any psycho exes
unless you count the guy I ended up dating by accident. I just have number of exes whom, when I look at, think 'what the FUCK was I thinking?!'
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Ahhh
I have one of those, but it was only a secondary school relationship that lasted a couple of weeks.
Thinking back on it, she was quite scary, but then her nickname was Scary Sam... Should've taken that as a clue...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Even I would have taken that as a hint, I think.
the story of psycho ex.
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:03, Reply)

To be fair I only found out she was called that AFTER we got together

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 0:05, Reply)

What's wrong with Tories :(?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

Nothing, necessarily
but he takes it far, far too far. If he was any more frothing about certain things, he'd be virtually a nazi.
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Did you find yourself eating more boiled eggs during the relationship?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:42, Reply)

No.
perhaps I should have, maybe smelly egg farts would have put him off his enthusiastic pawings...
(berk, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:44, Reply)

Shh!
Women don't fart...

Apparently.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 16 Jan 2011, 23:48, Reply)