This is half of an angry message I sent someone the other day:
"Elayna, while you make a fine spunk receptacle, and have sufficient talent to squeeze a baby out of your cunt hole, your threats are starting to bore me. For someone who's such a massive cunt, and someone who HAS a massive cunt, you're not very good at being a massive cunt."

I'm proud of it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*golf claps*
This is excellent insultery
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:55, Reply)

You should have called her a cunt.
That would have told her. Told her good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

She got knocked up by my mate
Now she's expelled the hideously ugly child from her fanny, she thinks she owns him and started to insult and make accusations about my best friend (mate's ex) on Facebook. I started off correcting her reasonably, but she got all bitchy and wouldn't shut up, so I lost it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:00, Reply)

What was the other half of the angry message?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Uhm
"Fucking threaten me if you want Elayna - all I'm saying is just because you managed to keep some of Andy's sperm up your chuff for long enough to produce a child doesn't mean you fucking know everything about him. You certainly don't know anything about Sabina other than what he's told you, so why don't you fuck off, get back to playing at happy families and stop trying to pick fights with your fucking beloved's friends on the internet?"
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I think Andy needs to think more carefully about where he leaves his 'seed'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

+ in the future

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

The best part was when they both defriended me for that, and I put as my status:
"Oh noes! Just been defriended by a couple on FB! Well, I guess you can't see me say this then: "He's only with you 'cos he knocked you up, your kid's fugly as fuck, he tried to fuck me two months ago, and he's probably cheating on you now".
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)