I'm in my house,
And my housemates are pretty cool, apart from the whole no one is washing the dishes thing. But that's my fault too, so I can't really complain.
I'm pretty shit, but I did get rabies this morning. And herpes.

As for your colleagues, force feed them some manure, see if it goes in as easily as it comes out of their mouths.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

what did you do with them?
(the rabies and the herpes, I mean)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I played a game in Amsterdam airport once
which was "what infectious disease are you" you had to answer yes or no.
I was Leprosy, you'd have loved it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)