Not sure if I am becoming more irritable but
the people in the office where I'm on secondment don't half spout some fucking shite. Faux-deep bullshit about music and stuff. If Monty were here he'd go fucking mental.

How shit are the people where you are? If it's just you, then how shit are you?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:43, 121 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My manager's a fat slag

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)

you are kitty
and claim your p45 on the way out.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I used to have one of them
silly fat cow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

on the poop scale...
I would say i'm runny, stinky and ready to be tossed into a plastic bag. I would probably also make an excellent fertilizer if pushed.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)

I'm in my house,
And my housemates are pretty cool, apart from the whole no one is washing the dishes thing. But that's my fault too, so I can't really complain.
I'm pretty shit, but I did get rabies this morning. And herpes.

As for your colleagues, force feed them some manure, see if it goes in as easily as it comes out of their mouths.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)

what did you do with them?
(the rabies and the herpes, I mean)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I played a game in Amsterdam airport once
which was "what infectious disease are you" you had to answer yes or no.
I was Leprosy, you'd have loved it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Everyone is shit here
I am shit as well though so I fit right in
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Did you get yourself some chips last night in the end?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I did
I ate four onion rings and about fifteen chips with some mayo so it wasn't the end of the world
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

How much did you throw away?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:25, Reply)

About two thirds I'd have thought

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28, Reply)

*shakes head*
This is dreadful.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I am trying my best not
to be fat and alone forever
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Forever?
You are but a child in the grand scheme of life. A youngster.

Eat chips and be happy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)

Most of the people in the office are alright, but there's only a couple I actually like
Boss is a tosser though.

In regards to the faux bullshit, have you seen this?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)

that's quite good
but it's not the same of thing, I think these people aren't try-hard types, they gust genuinely have no depth. The stuff they were talking about was very mainstream, and yet they were philsophising about it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)

It's good that they've bought back that character
He's funny because he seems a fairly accurate depiction of what a bunch of pretentious onanists they seem to be.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Oh, I love that character.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I'm not in the slightest bit shit.
the people here are a mixture. I'm sorry I can't add something more constructive to this debate, old chap.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I'm the shittest shite ever to have been shat in this shithole.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

I like pretty much everyone I work with
Even the one who sends me pictures of his cock every few days.

At the moment, it's just me at home. This is why I'm shit: Demanding internet addict with a burgeoning drink problem. Liable to get bored easily, cynical as they come and often threatens violence. Lazy and can’t cook or clean. Prone to rants about politics or feminism. Insomniac. Attention seeking. Indecisive. Smoker. Flirt. Whines to anyone who’ll listen. Moral fibre of an unspayed alley cat. Hypocrite.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Bollocks
I don't work with you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Oh, you're so cute
Thinking you're the only person to send me desperate cock-shots *pinches cheek*

How's it going anyway, Princess Twinkle Drawers? I quoted you, by the way.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)

*quick scan of blog*
Which one? Sorry I'm behind, have been away from the internet for a few days. Am massively overworked (see below) but have decided I don't really care for the last hour.

And I'm otherwise good thank you honey. How've you been these last few days?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)

The one about the Child Maintenance proposals.
It's been a shit few days, I've been feeling awful. I think I've changed out of my PJs properly ONCE since Wednesday.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Oh rubbish
Still the earache? Good to see it hasn't stopped you being productive *reads voraciously*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Nah, that's gone
I've slid back into the "refusing to leave the house" version of Bella.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Oh, THAT
Fucking Emos. I'm flattered that upon quoting me in your blog you've referred to me as "a friend of mine", as opposed to the dozens of much more colourful, insulting names that must have occured to you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Toyed with a few
but since I'm self-censoring, "a flaming mincer homosexualist whom I privately refer to as 'Bumderella Sparklepants'" seemed to go a bit far.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)

That is easily the best nickname anyone other than myself has ever given me
Now let us never speak of it again
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

If it was that good, you'd change your name
Go on, do it. Doitdoitdoit.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Incentivise me, woman

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)

If you'd change your name to Bumderella Sparklepants
People would have fair warning of your tendencies towards both bumming and wearing sequinned trousers. Also, it would make me smile and might possibly be the only thing that cheers me up today.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

*sigh*
I'll send you another pic...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I wouldn't.
My phone's so full of cock-shots that if I'm brutally murdered, the Mail will decide I deserved it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

Wasn't really going to
Frankly, you've been spoilt thus far
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Clearly our versions of 'spoilt' differ greatly
Because when I use the word, I use it to mean 'overindulged excessively, with no cause', and clearly you use it to mean 'hounded with rapey-sounding messages which are accompanied with pictures of what may, after a squint, pass for a cock'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Fucking hell, you don't want much, do you?!
It's hard to indulge you with no cause considering how plaintively you beg
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Blah blah gay joke blah
I've just been extremely annoyed by something I've just been told. Even mocking you could not make me happy now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)

that's an .... interesting approach to teambuilding.
cock-mailing, I mean.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

He tries to sext me all the time
It's pretty funny really. Always late at night when he knows I'll still be up, and nothing is ever mentioned at work. He sent me a picture of his girlfriend's knockers the other day too, asking me for a threesome. I doubt she authorised that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Right.
As you do.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:09, Reply)

In his defence, he's a good mate
Who I may have accidentally slept with a few months ago.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

ah, I see.
so he's just gently reminding you of this, then? ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I've told him it won't happen again
I'm not gonna kick up a fuss about it though, he's a good bloke to work with and a mate, it's not worth it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Is this your dating profile?
That would totally work.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

we're all a bit shit, to be fair

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)

not me.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I'm pretty awesome too.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Alright K
Tramon Williams took your team about I see.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

Of my team of seven people
The new lass has finally gone to her Welcome Event in Bracknell, Zoe called in sick (although I know she was playing Red Dead Redemption online at 11pm last night), Rhys and Rob (the boss) booked today off to spend the day playing Red Dead Redemption online despite knowing that would leave just four of us, and Stacia had to go home with a tantalising combination of chronic toothache and cystitis. So it was mostly just me and Laura, who luckily is awesome and knows her stuff, and she had to go home about ten minutes ago, leaving me to be the last to leave at 6pm despite being the first in at 8am.

So, pretty shit, but they're not actually HERE.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

What on earth is with your team
and Red Dead Redemption?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)

It is a fucking awesome game
The online's nothing particularly special. Those three are very keen and as a result the team has become very cliquey. How very 21st Century.

How are you anyway honey? long time no speak
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)

Just seems rather strange
I'm alright thanks, could be better could be worse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

How's the education going?
Still planning to follow up with a year in King's Lynn? You're a brave woman if so. It's horrible there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Abandoned that idea
costs too much and I'm rubbish. I'm taking a few months out to get some work experience and stuff because my C.V. is too bare to get a proper job
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Good call
As much as I'm sad you won't be in the same county as me and able to wield your influence to organise a Norwich Bash, that does sound like a better plan.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)

We shall see how it goes haha
here's hoping I don't end up jobless and homeless squesaling 'I coulda been a contender' into the night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I don't suppose the movie geek points I bestow upon you for such an act
will comfort you all that much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Sadly not

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)

movie geek points chocolate

Is that better?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Not in compensation
for no home and no job :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:33, Reply)

I'll give you SO MUCH CHOCOLATE
That you can make a house out of it and set yourself as a self-employed chocolatier. Amberl Wonka, we shall call you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

But once Hansel and Gretel go missing she'll be first on the suspect list

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:48, Reply)

We'll make sure the kids playing Hansel and Gretel are munters
Then no-one will give a shit
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

I get on well with most people here, I'm fairly amiable
I'm convinced one colleague is dying. He sits opposite me and is constantly hacking up phlegm. I swear one day I'll hear "cough cough hrrrk hoik SPLAT", and look over to see a lung on the desk. He still smokes 20 a day easily though...

Another colleague constantly posts emo crap on his FB, and whines about shit at work. He also plays his music loud on his shitty earphones, so all you hear is "Tss tss tss tss". At least I had the common decency to buy headphones that don't let noise escape.

I also dislike and do not respect one manager, but that's all I'm saying about that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Very wise
I have a collague who's much the same here - he must be in his late forties and whenever he starts coughing you know it's going to last about as long as a Terrence Malick film. Luckily it was raining this morning, so I have an umbrella under my desk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Grim!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)

So's your face!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)

So's your mum's face!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

get a room homos

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Just because I'm talking to him doesn't mean we're fucking
That's why you're still a virgin.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Damn right
The sex is entirely coincidental to this conversation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I think there are other reasons too...

( thealternativefact, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

He's my internet gimp! and don't you forget it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Labs had dibs first mate
So did Vipros, AA, Monty, Al, Gonz... and that's just the boys
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)

You are a massive slut Mr Foxtrot.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I'm easy like Sunday morning
and I don't blame any of you. You're only human.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Your Mum's face is so fat
She uses the O2 Arena as a sleep mask
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

The only annoying person at work left a couple of weeks ago.
Unfortunatley she sent in a letter blaming me for being a big bully forcing her to leave. Fearing some legal problems, my boss gave me a good ticking off, even though I denied being a bully, and offered witnesses to that fact.

She was a shit worker though, even if she did have huge norks.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Annoying degree girl who is always late, never speaks and never contributes.
I hate her.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

She won't be much of a teacher then, will she?
Unless she is your tutor.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I have 20 quid on with one of my peers she won't be back after Block School Experience.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)

That's a sure fire winner there.
If you can not or will not talk, you won't be a teacher. Unles she signs.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

she is just a bit pathetic really never tries and gets exasperated when asked to do anything,.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

What does she think teachers do?
What a klutz.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

A tenner says she went in for teaching because she thinks they get half the year off.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Or she coulldn't take the real world.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:55, Reply)

Which annoying degree does she have? Media Studies?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

stop it, I don't see the point in telling you names so I give them easy to remember titles.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

You stop it*

*breathing
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I bet I can hold my breath longer than you
*go*
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)

there's nothing wrong with having a
degree that's part media studies OK?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:11, Reply)

The people at my job are fine. I'm the one that's shit.
I'm shit because I massively resent having to work for a living and that coupled with my general inability to suffer fools means that I spend most of my day being pissed off. On the plus side, it also means that I don't give a shit what the people in the company think of me, which comes in more handy than you might think, given that a good part of my job involves telling people they can't have stuff.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

You are George Osborne AICMFP

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)

POTD
Although I've hardly been here, there have probably been much better ones that I've missed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Nono, I tell people they can't have stuff
I don't steal all of their money.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

You could tell people they can't have their money
Unless they have too much to care whether they have it or not.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I hate a prole as much as the next guy
but I feel this is a bit much for the one moral I have left. Sorry to disappoint.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

That's very good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I think everyone I work with is alright, actually
this has got to be the largest sample of people I know in which I like or at least get on with/don't get annoyed by a single person. One of my supervisors scares the blue bejesus out of me though.
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Most are okay but the other person doing my job is a drooling retard
she's been doing this for 20 years and she cannot retain any information for more than a week, she can't look things up herself in the help or on the internet, the last classic was:
~~~~~
Should I do this in way A or way B?
What does the module design say?
A.
Do it as A then.
Okay, that agrees with the overall design. And the test plan.
~~~~
What? You interrupted me to ask if you should do it the way everything says to do it, or a way you just made up? WHAT ARE YOU ON?

Half my conversations involve me saying "what does the help say?", her opening the help, me telling her to type the question in, me reminding her she has to scroll down to see more of the help... God.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

One of my staff is an expert on British pyschedelia
and has helped me find out about some great records - he also gives me Record Collector magazine each month when he's read it.

The rest of my colleagues are imbeciles when it comes to music. One of my warehouse staff is a drummer, aged about 25. He favourite bands is U2, Green Day and Foo Fighters. What a cunt, eh readers?

Another warehouseman is from Dalston and is in his 60s - he tipped me about a fabulous live blues album but also goes on about Bill Haley - in a good way - and is therefore a spanner. One girl went to see Paramore and likes Twilight. My boss likes the Fiddler on the Roof soundtrack (probably).

Also, you're a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

i can't even get excited about hometime
as it means gym and no dinner after a weekend of too much food and booze. cheer me up, darlingest of montys??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)

have a cheeky wank before bed

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

wank sandwich

*Waits to see who has offended Swipe the most*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:00, Reply)

you're both disgusting animals

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:01, Reply)

That is lame.
Gym and no dinner is probably actually unhealthy so I prescribe a worthy but filling meal and two glasses of white wine.

I'm off out to a music hall in the East End tonight to see some bender singing the songs of Noel Coward - so the thought of me doing that may make you chuckle. Actually I don't mind NC at all, and the building I'm going to is fucking lovely (Wilton's Music Hall). I am going so I can have a few pints though, in truth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:04, Reply)

yours sounds like more fun
i will have to stick with my original plan of doom though.

you're right, it has made me smile. please try to say something utterly inappropriate??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:05, Reply)

The last time I went
I did a classic 'the room went quiet just in time for me to make a clearly-heard disparaging remark about the 'artiste'' moment - later on in the evening I was slating the stupid cow again, only to find her stood immediately behind me. Lucky I don't care, eh?

I'm off now, night night all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:09, Reply)

Is one of your warehouse stuff also studying in Wales with the ambition of being a teacher?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Yeah he's a really annoying spastic. Always shitting on about football
and is never without a Ginster's hanging out of his spittle-flecked maw. He's the worst one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:05, Reply)

spittle-flecked maw lols.
Did you have a nice weekend you little Scoper of joy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Yus fanks, very much so but must dash old chap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:10, Reply)

i work with people who put up with me
ranting about hyperbolic planes and things. They are mostly cool.

Today I painted a student to look like a zombie. My job rules, sometimes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:02, Reply)

That sounds like fun
What kind of zombie?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:05, Reply)

it was for a photo shoot one of them was doing
all last minute, so face paint so I just used watercolours, it kind of worked.
Then they all asked why I knew how to do it and why wasn't I I make up artist for films :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Ah, brilliant!
I used to be taught Drama by a former scientist. She used to tell us all the time that she wished she'd never made the switch.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:09, Reply)

teaching veers manically from awesome to stressful and annoying
from minute to minute. Right now, I don't think there is much else I'd want to do. Unless it was making things, like props or something, but I'd be no good at that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 18:13, Reply)

One of the chemists is a nice enough lass and easy to get on with, but she's not very quick on the uptake. And if you say something she can't hear she'll loudly say "PA'DEEEN?" in quite an annoying tone.
My own bad habits at work are pursuing a train of thought till it's reached the end of the track, and mocking bad music on the radio using a mong voice while doing stability tests. Though now that Galaxy's been taken over, the overblown macho programme stings have gone - no amusement at all.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)