I get on well with most people here, I'm fairly amiable
I'm convinced one colleague is dying. He sits opposite me and is constantly hacking up phlegm. I swear one day I'll hear "cough cough hrrrk hoik SPLAT", and look over to see a lung on the desk. He still smokes 20 a day easily though...

Another colleague constantly posts emo crap on his FB, and whines about shit at work. He also plays his music loud on his shitty earphones, so all you hear is "Tss tss tss tss". At least I had the common decency to buy headphones that don't let noise escape.

I also dislike and do not respect one manager, but that's all I'm saying about that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:01, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Very wise
I have a collague who's much the same here - he must be in his late forties and whenever he starts coughing you know it's going to last about as long as a Terrence Malick film. Luckily it was raining this morning, so I have an umbrella under my desk
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Grim!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)

So's your face!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)

So's your mum's face!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

get a room homos

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Just because I'm talking to him doesn't mean we're fucking
That's why you're still a virgin.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Damn right
The sex is entirely coincidental to this conversation
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I think there are other reasons too...

( thealternativefact, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

He's my internet gimp! and don't you forget it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Labs had dibs first mate
So did Vipros, AA, Monty, Al, Gonz... and that's just the boys
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)

You are a massive slut Mr Foxtrot.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)

I'm easy like Sunday morning
and I don't blame any of you. You're only human.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Your Mum's face is so fat
She uses the O2 Arena as a sleep mask
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)