I wouldn't.
My phone's so full of cock-shots that if I'm brutally murdered, the Mail will decide I deserved it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Wasn't really going to
Frankly, you've been spoilt thus far
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

Clearly our versions of 'spoilt' differ greatly
Because when I use the word, I use it to mean 'overindulged excessively, with no cause', and clearly you use it to mean 'hounded with rapey-sounding messages which are accompanied with pictures of what may, after a squint, pass for a cock'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:49, Reply)

Fucking hell, you don't want much, do you?!
It's hard to indulge you with no cause considering how plaintively you beg
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Blah blah gay joke blah
I've just been extremely annoyed by something I've just been told. Even mocking you could not make me happy now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)