Most are okay but the other person doing my job is a drooling retard
she's been doing this for 20 years and she cannot retain any information for more than a week, she can't look things up herself in the help or on the internet, the last classic was:
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Should I do this in way A or way B?
What does the module design say?
A.
Do it as A then.
Okay, that agrees with the overall design. And the test plan.
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What? You interrupted me to ask if you should do it the way everything says to do it, or a way you just made up? WHAT ARE YOU ON?

Half my conversations involve me saying "what does the help say?", her opening the help, me telling her to type the question in, me reminding her she has to scroll down to see more of the help... God.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)