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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My mate once spilled her vodka down her tits/topand her mate was leaning round her shoulders with a lit fag in his hand. Woosh! It was almost pretty, but boobs really aren't meant to on fire.
(, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:18, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
So rather than smuggling peanutsWas she smuggling toasted coffee beans?
I admit, this would have been a lot better if she'd spilt Sambuca over her tits
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:27,
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I set my fringe on fire lighting a fag on the gas stove a few years back.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:28,
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It wasn't a good look :(Plus it went all crispy.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:38,
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I know how you meanI've set my arm hair alight doing fire poi before. And it bloody honks. It's a bit more obvious when it's your fringe though, you retard :P
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I was very very drunk, in my defence.But yeah... it took ages to get that Aushwitz smell out of the kitchen!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 17 Jan 2011, 20:44,
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Was that the night I spent in The Grey Bar Hotel?If I remember, I had all the lighters with me :o/
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 21:16,
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