My mrs is exactly the same
if someone else shouts at her, she'll push herself, if I suggest she might want to just try a bit harder, she shouts and me and punches me in the balls.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:05, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like the sound of that.
She seems sensible.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Top tip Al.
They can get REALLY aggressive if you suggest they try a bit harder with things like 'cleaning'.

Turns out, ladies are under the impression that half, if not more, mess a house is down to the bloke who lives in it.

Who'da thunk it, eh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:07, Reply)

You know, it would have been easier and cheaper
to get a cleaner instead of a divorce...
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)

We had a cleaner.
I almost killed her. (The cleaner).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I imagine the shock
of wandering in to the bedroom to find a cocker spaniel on your cock did her heart problems no favours.
(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:13, Reply)

True story.
Hospitals and insurance claims were involved.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:15, Reply)

Dare I ask...?

(berk, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:28, Reply)

Women are so stupid
everyone knows men don't make mess.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Jan 2011, 23:09, Reply)