"Oi! OIIII!!! You!! No, not you, YOU! You with the hair!"
"My mate fancies you! She wants to get off with you an' everyfing! Teehee!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm going cold all over
just thinking about it!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:36, Reply)

She won't even be drunk when she does it
And she'll be yelling it at random strangers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

I would never be so cruel
I've had people do that to me and I genuinely wanted to stomp their face in to mush.
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Last time a girl said that to me I was 14
She said "My mate wants to snog you". I didn't think her mate was that good looking, so I said "Erm, no thank you". She demanded a reason, so I lied and said I had a girlfriend. She then said "No you don't, look at you!", which I think was harsh considering I was trying not to hurt her poor mate.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

Ugh, teenagers are horrible creatures
to be fair, I don't think I've made a total arse of myself since hitting 20, although I've always been quite shy about asking people out. That was mainly due to body issues though, and now I don't have any I do kind of wonder if the asking-someone-for-a-drink process would still turn me in to a blushing, stuttering fool.
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:44, Reply)

woo! Grats on not having body issues any more!
I still do, but getting better. I imagine I'll still fumble over my tongue and accidentally call the girl a cunt when trying to ask her out...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:45, Reply)

'I'm in lesbians with you'?
and yeah, losing 30% of your body weight will do that to you. Of course I still have a few (flatchested, woo yay!) but on the whole I am gazillions better than I was.
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:47, Reply)

Haha!
Mind you, if she then says "Eugh, lesbians are evil!" then I've saved myself paying for a wasted dinner.
Hmm, i know my face and general appearance acts as a screening process for finding suitable ladies, maybe I should run through some quickfire questions as well?
1. Are you offended by any of the following: homosexuality, other races or religions, porn, sickipedia or video games?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:50, Reply)

Most women I know
with a very few but rather notable exceptions are not in to porn at all. Or particularly bothered about video games, with the exception of Rock Band.
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:53, Reply)

They don't have to be in to it
Just don't like people who rant about it being disgusting. It might not be everyone's cup of tea, and I'm not evangelising it, just I don't think (caveat: normal porn!) it warrants hate-fueled rants.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:56, Reply)

Certainly not whilst you're having a wank, anyway.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 0:58, Reply)

Exactly!
Besides, it's my laptop and I paid for the flights...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 1:01, Reply)

Meh. Normal sex is normal
just watching other people do it does nothing for me, and I find it slightly distasteful, but I don't hate it. There is an awful lot of fucking weird and nasty porn out there though, and I don't like that at all.
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 1:06, Reply)

To the first point, that's a perfectly acceptable attitude
To the second, I'm desensitised to a LOT of the various kinks out there, but there are still some that are just nasty even if they do fall into my "it's all fine so long as it's between consenting adults" remit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 1:10, Reply)