Burngo.
The amount fingers you now have! Number Three!
The amount of time it took to put you out! Number Twenty!
The amount of sympathy dates you're going to get looking like that! Number Five!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

The numbers could be engraved onto big ball bearings
which're heated up to glowing orange by blowtorches.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Which are then fired in to the elderly audience?
Survival of the fittest and all that.
(berk, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)

We should make a game show
Where you get a whole bunch of epileptics, herd them into various dangerous situations (alligator-filled swamps, for example) and flash strobes in their faces. We can call it 'Survival of the Fitters'.
Can you make someone epileptic? If so, I'm happy to skip straight to the celebrity edition of the show.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Various brain traumas can cause it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I like your thinking here berk, nice work.
Anyone who comes out with inverted numerical burns to the face gets a special prize: skin grafts.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Niki Lauda's ears? Number 1.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)