Or the Advanced Version
Try it on a Sunday, when not only is there the nagging thought that maybe you should be in church, rather than masturbating your life away, but also there's a very real danger of coinciding with The Archers Omnibus.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:36, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

try to get one in during the Shipping Forecast
for that surreal race-wank experience
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Nah! You'll go all floppy when it gets to Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

that's just part of the challenge

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I'll try it tomorrow morning.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)

"the nagging thought that maybe you should be in church"
I feel like I don't know you anymore.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)