Ooooooooh good question
On grounds of making me giggle - Kitty
On grounds of being generally lovely and fabulous with magnificent norks - Amberl or BGB, or ideally both
On grounds of giving me slightly more horn than I'm prepared to admit - Bella
On grounds of them actually being up for it - Crowsephine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Bella is a cracking lass
I'd have mentioned her by name, but the stick I'd get just wouldn't be worth it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)

you'd rather she rewarded you with a bigger "stick"?
you fucking pervert
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)

No, I'd rather not have consistent accusations and questions levelled at me that are no-one's business but my own.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

you have no choice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Good lord man, I don't actually LIKE her
I just want to put my willy in her

Also; everyone knows you nailed her, you should be fucking proud of it

Edit: I do, however, accept the point you made up there ^
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

on the grounds of being somewhat on the lecherous, creepy side - Darth

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)

We'd make for a crackin' civil partnership
As long as certain ground rules were established. Such as separate houses, no physical contact whatsoever and interaction restricted solely to drunken laughs at the pub
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

sensible rules
this might work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

You're on the back-up list
My best friend and I decided when we were 19 to be each other's back-ups - we'd get married if neither of us was when we turned 30. When we got to 30 and were both still unmarried we moved it back to 40 on the grounds that her boyfriend and my girlfriend would likely get quite upset.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I had a backup while at uni
the stupid cowbag got knocked up while we were there and dropped out. Useless!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Daft bint
I hope she at least allowed you a sympathy grope
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I wish.
she had amazing norks.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)