You don't have to do the dishes now Blousie.
You can do them later, when I've gone to the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

oh - I just saw
congratulations, guys! Do you get to have an online wedding ceremony and everyone cries internet tears?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Not so you'd notice.
But if you'd like to buy us a toaster, I'm sure Blousie will get lots of use out of it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I reckon one of those nice marble rolling pins would come in handy.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:17, Reply)

with a weighted handle?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Yup!
Blood washes clean off them.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:22, Reply)

That'll be useful if you cut yourself whilst making my dinner.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Or a frying pan?
You'll be the Flo to my Andy Capp.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:20, Reply)

Have you got married?
This isn't just a means of insinuating your way into BGB's life to be a "loving" stepfather to her dogs, is it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Blousie was appointed my Internet wife earlier today.
How is your brother getting on TD? Any news?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:31, Reply)

He's moving in with me in a couple of weeks
Still having weekly treatment but it's looking promising.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Is he quite positive about how things are going?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Seems to be
His biggest issue is money at the moment - he can't work, he rents a flat in Wandsworth and he has the sort of debts you hear about on Jeremy Kyle.

Hence the move.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:49, Reply)

When my father is law with ill, there was a lot of help available to him.
MacMillian were fantastic with him.

www.macmillan.org.uk/HowWeCanHelp/FinancialSupport/FinancialSupport.aspx

Really worth making a call to them, if your brother doesn't feel like making the call, you can have a hypothetical conversation with them on his behalf.

I can't speak highly enough of the people there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)

McMillan have been great so far
They've sorted out the transfer of healthcare trusts so he'll just go straight into Leed's St. James' for his treatment as soon as he moves.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Well I hope everything goes well
And the positive progress made so far continues.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:06, Reply)

We might both need extensive dental treatment
After a few weeks under the same roof for the first time since 1987.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)

Nobody twisted your arm you know.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:51, Reply)

Why have I got a chinese burn then?
Explain that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:00, Reply)

It's probably a rash.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Why have I got a rash then?
Explain that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)

God only knows!
I dread to think.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Flea bites?
Lady dogs of the night don't have the best standards of hygiene.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 19:17, Reply)

gutted
I was going to beg to be an internet bridesmaid.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:19, Reply)

We've not had a ceremony as such, so there might still be time.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:32, Reply)

awesome
I heard a rumour that bridesmaids always pull
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:34, Reply)

How do you go about an on-line wedding ceremony?
Where do I throw the confetti?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)