Yes the claim of not really wanting to 'buy' clothing seals the deal.
He'd make a fortune by 'workshopping' his tealeafing skillz. Today ladies and gentleman you will observe me taking three t-shirts to the changing room at Burton, and as if by magic only return two.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

That's a load of bollocks.
I wouldn't be seen dead in Burton.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I somehow imagine it as the destination of choice for 'Barry from Eastenders'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

You imagine wrong, I only wear threads from the finest of establishments.
Like Next and BHS. Not really.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)