I have about 30-40 pairs of trainers.
None of which I am likely ever to wear again (apart from when I went to see KRS1 and broke out some old-skool Pumas). This is after a cull of about another 30-40 unwearably-knackered pairs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:49, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

this makes me feel better about my desire to own more pairs of shoes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

My 'black t shirt with band logo on it' collection must be over 50

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I don't have any of those any more
the only thing I have is a Rip Curl t shirt that unfortunately looks like it says Def Leppard. It's almost embarrassing.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Does it have a knot in one sleeve?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

it does not
I have two arms
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)

That can be easily rectified.
Just for shits and giggles, y' know?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Oh, well played, there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

The day I read that the drummer was once arrested for beating his missus
Was the happiest day in my life.
WALK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF HIM!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

He could have been doing it with his feet, mind.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:34, Reply)

with some specially rigged up pedals?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:36, Reply)

you big GIRL.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

FACK ORF.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)

*snickers*

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

*marathons*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)

*wispas*

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)

*breaks out ear trumpet*

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I had a mate who had one pair of baseball boots and no other footwear.
The soles eventually fell off, so he tied a pair of laces around the soles and the boots because he was too tight to buy a new pair.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I looove them.
I'm going to go shoe shopping tomorrow while I'm in Oxford I think.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I think I've got about 10 pairs of what could be classed as trainers.
I never wear them though, there's always something nicer.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I haven't worn trainers since I stopped going to the gym.
I just don't like wearing them outside; much prefer boots.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

*counts*
I have three pairs of shoes and two pairs of boots. That's it.
I do want some more skate shoes though, which is a little decadent of me, no?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

don't forget your Heelies

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)