ahaha
Jeans : check
Long sleeved tee: check
big comfy jumper: check

WE ARE CLOTHES TWINS.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*Looks down at self*
Bloody hell, how did you know?
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I'm Psychic.
I'll be wearing my boots into town soon. *squees*
I'm wearing proper jeans though, like, ones that finish at my waist and not on my hips. YAY FOR WARM HIPS.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I can't wear high waisted jeans
they make my fat arse look planetary.
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'm sure you have a lovely arse.
I can *just* get away with them because I'm pretty small in general. Although with the amount I eat, I'm surprised I'm not a huge internet-fatty for real.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

When you hit 25, that'll change
Mark my words!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

only if I get pregnant.
I'm built exactly the same as my sister. she only got fat when she fell pregnant.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Then I hate you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

just put her near catface
that'll fucking teach her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Probably the only way that one could, quite literally, fall pregnant.

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Haha!
*makes a call*
*gets pregnant*
Dammit!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

His sperm do seem to be the bodily equivalent
of a rocket being launched through a paper bag, it has to be said.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Love you too mate.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)

How do you "fall" pregnant?
there's only really one way it can happen and it can hardly be described as accidental.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Observe Catface's unfeasibly diminutive stature
Then you will understand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I was surprised
by how genuinely tiny he is.
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)

The correct term is
Insignificant.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)

significantvisible to the naked eye
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

He's like a living Playmobil figure.
Only with more points of articulation and a working ball sack.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)

lovely fat (honest). But not as fat as it used to be. Curse you and your youthful metabolism!
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I'm sure I'm not that much younger then you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Old enough to be in school before you were even born, I suspect :)
I'm 25.
(berk, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Only just.
right, I'm off out for a walk, I'll chat to you lovely folks later. bye!
*waves*
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)