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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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And then like the wind of a thousand storms, he had the look of a man who's had a thousand lovers....... he walked up to the very plain and generally dull shopkeeper and said to her with abated breath "These are the shoes my wife wants, this is the only pare of them. And it would be an honnor if you, 'slightly pretty but ever so plain in your work clothes girl', would have them instead of her. You see, I am a very loanly rich man with a big penis and a bumbling way about me. It would do me the honnor if you would piss my wife off, that rancid bitch, by having these shoes".
She then looked up from the desk into his eyes and smiled, "Cash or cheque?".
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