Yeah.
She's so fucking stupid she never even notices. Telegram for Mongo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Candygram for Mongo surely?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:57, Reply)

ah yes.
Taxi for Monty.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:59, Reply)

OOH CANDY

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 8:59, Reply)

TGB if you don't come along tomorrow it'll be the worst weekend of my entire life

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Of course I'm coming. I don't know what time I'm supposed to be there though :(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:16, Reply)

2am

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)

*SADFACE*
I was feeling nice today now you've reminded me that I should never drop my guard, attempt to let people in, have a smile because everytime I do someone like you comes along and just stamps all over me :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Yeah, judging by all your replies you were feeling nice today

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Ok but you're judging my posts on your scale of niceness which is foolish
You need to judge them on my scale of bitchyness. And you'll see they are all low level "oh you and your ways" posts, not "you're actually a fucking moron" posts
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)

"TECHINCALLY IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED CRETACEOUS PARK YOU FUCKING MORON"
Quoted whole, including typo.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Yeah but I was pretending to be Monty
and he is actually like that if you haven't noticed
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I have

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I was bing nice, I sent you tube directions and everything yesterday and I didn't even get a thank you. It's fine, really, I see you don't want me to go to Tayyabs and that's fine, really, I can stay at home wathcing Harry Potter films
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Get your coat.
You're coming with me.
( thealternativefact, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:55, Reply)

YAY
Can I sit by you please so mean people like Lab can't be mean to me?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Yes

( thealternativefact, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)

WOOHOOoooooooo
You can remind me to pick up booze beforehand as well
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I will arrange to meet you and walk there with you.

( thealternativefact, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Where are you meeting her?
Me and the mrs will probably walk from Moorgate. Also, CLENDRIX!!!!! I'm totally going to Cornwall for my mums birthday in February and we're going to the Eden project.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)

You'll be near my Bionic Dad!
I will gaz you about meeting up.
( thealternativefact, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I'm hoping those typos were deliberate
And thank you for the tube directions, it was really sweet of you! I'm looking forward to seeing you! Hugzzzzzzzzzz
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:56, Reply)

It's hard to type through the tears

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:57, Reply)

*bites tongue*
There there *offers tissue*, Labs didn't mean it!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Labs always means it
and labs is always mean to me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I do give mean hugs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)

tongue pillow
( thealternativefact, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 9:59, Reply)

That's later

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)