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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well I've just turned into Hellboy
I had an allergic reaction to Deep Heat and my arm is now red and burning.

One hand typing is tricky :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Best keep it away from your pleasurables too!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Were you trying to avoid putting the heating on?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I did a lot of weights and then hit my elbow on a fireplace.
The other non-fireplaced arm is ok but my arm won't bend more than about 100 degrees now. Our heating is actually fairly cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)
I don't think deep heat will help you anyway
you need R.I.C.E.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)
R.I.C.E?
EDIT: Ah, I googled. Slept with a pillow under my arm last night- at least it's the non-dominant arm.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)
You'll still be able to give hand jobs

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)
There is nothing I can say that isn't grossly TMI

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:38, Reply)
You like to use your left hand to give handjobs?
You prefer using your mouth? or anus?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This anal thing is never going to go away, is it?
I'll wear my badge for you on Saturday, if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Nope, it will always be lurking just behind you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)
I promise, I will text you when I first get bummed. Even if I have to whip my phone out as he's pounding away at my poor brown star.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)

MY badge for you YOUR face like a jockstrap
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I'm trying to work this out, but I don't think it's very nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)
shit, i did it wrong, one mo.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Oh, I see.
Analingus costs more.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)
It can have hidden costs too if you're unlucky

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I'm not sure I fully understand what it means
but nevertheless I'm almost crying with laughter here.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

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