Me neither
I always seem to get through them quickly, and no-one ever asks questions at the end. I'm either very efficient, or they don't listen.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Progress/Windows Systems Admin
means that all eyes glaze over instantly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

*stares out the window*
*Idly wonders if the blonde girl knows you can totally see her bra Strap*
*Doodles in the margin*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Its a trap!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Fuckarse. I'm not with it today.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

You can always see mine.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Even if you wear a jumper?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I wear cardigans.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)

+ off the shoulder so you can see my bra strap and thus totally be thinking about my boobs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Nah, not on purpose.
No one really wants to think about my breasts.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Why not?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I would rather men liked me for my mind, not my stingrays*



*obvious lies. But no, I don't whap them out on purpose. Often.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Not saying you do
But a revealed bra strap is kinda like when you're talking to a friend and you make a circle with your index finger and thumb just at the edge of their perception, then when you catch them looking you punch them.
Bra strap - Boobs - "Are you staring at my tits?!" - punch.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)

No more punching. Ever again.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I didn't mean just you
All women do this entrapment.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)

This^
ClEVILadge
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I understand, but I will never do that.
Usually the straps show because they loosen over the course of the day.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I've never been punched for looking at someones tits/bra

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

You stalk goood

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Nor have I
I was using hyperbole for dramatic purposes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Talking of that
hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/
this chicks got a new post
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Good call
I love her blog. Best of all the blogs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:30, Reply)

That post made me laugh so so so so much.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)