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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dull!
Last night I had to spend an hour removing the accumulation of fluff from my tumble drier for it to work correctly. Can anyone out-bore that for entertainment??

Alt Q:
Most exciting thing that has happened this week?

Alt Alt Q:
Whats for lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:42, 146 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'll answer backwards, for MOAR EXCITEMENT
Alt Alt: Leftover fritatta.

Alt: My new shoes arrived. They are beautiful and were very cheap.

Q: I want to try to work for a group of Belgian Jesuits who amuse themselves by reading everything written about all the saints ever and trying to work out who the trolls are and who are really saints.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I shall answer my own questions then!
though I want fritatta now!

Most exciting thing that has happened: Daughter's 4th birthday on Sunday
Most exciting thing to happen: Pub on Saturday!

Lunch for me was:
Pork pie, mature Cheddar, bread, pickled onions, pickle, boiled egg, carrot sticks and crisps - fucking nyom as they say in the business!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Tumble dryers are for poofs.
No offence GJ.

Alt Q: I bought a new bag.

Alt alt Q: Tuna surprise sammich and a bag of posh crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Did your tuna sandwich shout "SURPRISE" and then have unexpected sex with you?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)
She can still smell it as well.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)
My missus and I have a deal
I fix the stuff for washing and ironing and she does the washing and ironing. I feel I get the better end of the deal
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)
I have a deal with my local dry cleaner
I fix them up with some monies and they wash and iron my shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)
When I had my flat I had a cleaner
who was like a 2nd mam! She used to clean the entire flat, do the washing up, my washing and ironing - all for £15 a week!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)
£15 quid! What a rip off
I just give mine a bucket of fish heads and the promise of a visa...never gonna happen
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I live up North mate!
All the forrins aren't here as yet!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)
How far up North are you again?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Newcastle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Considering the Blousie bash?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Pray tell??

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Check the calendar

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)
was the tuna actually wolf?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Yes it was.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I bet that was a surprise, then.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)
I no rite.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)
fucking wolves. Always pretending to be tuna.
kill them. kill them in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Q: 7.5 hours of data insight training

Alt Q: Gave up giving up booze for January.

Alt: Lunch was Mulligatawny soup.

EDIT: Most exciting thing might be that B3ta is no longer banned at work! Although this is a bad thing really as I have much work to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I'm writing a training course for my colleagues
I just went for lunch (lemon chicken sandwich with salad on granary bread) and was offered leftovers from the lawyer training that's ongoing. Lots of lovely sandwiches, pies and cakes, but I can't have any because I'm dieting :(

Alt Q: Random night at a mate's house with some friends and the ex. Lots of banter and laughs, a thoroughly lovely night.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)
I had to give a training course yesterday that I wrote
I dont like giving training courses
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Me neither
I always seem to get through them quickly, and no-one ever asks questions at the end. I'm either very efficient, or they don't listen.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Progress/Windows Systems Admin
means that all eyes glaze over instantly
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)
*stares out the window*
*Idly wonders if the blonde girl knows you can totally see her bra Strap*
*Doodles in the margin*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Its a trap!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Fuckarse. I'm not with it today.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)
You can always see mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Even if you wear a jumper?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I wear cardigans.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:01, Reply)
+ off the shoulder so you can see my bra strap and thus totally be thinking about my boobs

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Nah, not on purpose.
No one really wants to think about my breasts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Why not?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)
I would rather men liked me for my mind, not my stingrays*



*obvious lies. But no, I don't whap them out on purpose. Often.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Not saying you do
But a revealed bra strap is kinda like when you're talking to a friend and you make a circle with your index finger and thumb just at the edge of their perception, then when you catch them looking you punch them.
Bra strap - Boobs - "Are you staring at my tits?!" - punch.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)
No more punching. Ever again.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I didn't mean just you
All women do this entrapment.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)
This^
ClEVILadge
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I understand, but I will never do that.
Usually the straps show because they loosen over the course of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)
I've never been punched for looking at someones tits/bra

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)
You stalk goood

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Nor have I
I was using hyperbole for dramatic purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Talking of that
hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/
this chicks got a new post
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Good call
I love her blog. Best of all the blogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:30, Reply)
That post made me laugh so so so so much.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)
I had the least macho night of my life
I did some washing, did some ironing, had a bath, did some male grooming the international cabal of jugmental women expect of modern men, drank some red wine.
Then I watched Time Cop for some balance, and then hustle and then gossiped with a girl.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)
This is a stream of consciousness like a girl would do

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Yeah but what did jake mean when he said I'll call you tomorrow at 3pm?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I was in the pub for a friends birthday last night
I'm starting to feel more hungover as the day goes on. Which is annoying.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Have a shit.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I had a rather massive one first thing this morning

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I simply cannot believe this opportunity for strikethough has been and gone

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I find the best hangovers normally start at around 12.30pm
and then fuck up the entire day when you think you have gotten away with it. My trip to Tayyabs with Monty and lusty involved exactly this the day afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Alt Q: my new shrug arrived.
Alt Alt Q: Courgette/petit pois/paprika/garlic/pasta and a cheese and Marmite sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Alt Q: my new shrug arrived.
*Meh*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Last night I spent an hour collecting links for an article.
This included a very exciting trudge around the Parliament website. Ugh.

Alt: My housemate managed to slice his hand open while doing the washing up and I got to bandage him up. For a while it looked like we might have to go to the hospital, but I saved him.

Alt alt: Cheese and Broccoli mirowave pasta thingy AGAIN.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Well done on having good first aid skillz

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)
It was really exciting
I had to run in the pub and shout "GIVE ME THE FIRST AID BOX, STAT!".
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)
I've spent the week thinking of spiteful things, like washing my dishes immediately after using them so I can say "nothing in that dishwasher is mine so I'm not putting it away"
alt: I watched Clash of the Titans last night, and Lady Chatterley the night before. Which isn't necessarily exciting but I enjoyed them.

alt alt: buffalo chicken salad
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Please explain what Buffalo Chicken is.
I have never known.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I am picturing a 6 foot high chicken with horns

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Chicken wings in a spicy sauce
originating from Buffalo the city.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)
this
here's a recipe americanfood.about.com/od/saucesdipsanddressings/r/bcwsauce.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Really, they could have thought of a less confusing name.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)
alright jessica

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:05, Reply)
She's veggie anyway, she wouldn't appreciate the chickeny goodness.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Why does that mean I can't ask a question?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)
You make a good point.
But you really should eat chicken, it's delicious!

Then again, so was that Spinach and Ricotta Ravioli, nowhere round here is any good for italian food
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)
I was only saying
*sniff*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)
well, I have no control over what it's called it
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)
I didn't say YOU, I said THEM.
I was only asking you because you're American and I'm too lazy to Google things.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Because I know everything? GAWD.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:37, Reply)
You're eating it!
Pffttt. Anyway, can't you at least phone them up and ask them to change it to avoid further confusion?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I'll call the president RIGHT AWAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Tell him the UK is confused and we WON'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
P.s. Tell him I said hi and I think he is fit.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:46, Reply)
On like Donkey Kong.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Fucking Buffalo chickens laying Mozarella eggs all over my car!
If I ever catch one it's going in the cellar with the cleaner!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Is that like Buffalo wings?
Buffalo sauce is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:00, Reply)
It's like 80% butter.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Tick!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)
the best hot wings ever are at a restaurant here called melting pot

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)
*takes note for future reference*
Is it a chain or is there just the one restaurant?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)
uhm....there were others but I think they've closed
apparently theres a chain of fondue restaurants with the same name
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:46, Reply)
1. No, I can't.
2. Not happened yet, MONTSTOCK 2011 is on Saturday. It is tremendously exciting.
3. Thai green chicken soup, some pate and a couple of crackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I am jealous of the Tayyabs visit and the potential to meet lots of you lovely b3tapeople
EDIT:

And the other cunts too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)
I'm beginning my fast.
And I'm not being veggie this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)
I've just noticed.
If you take the first two letters of MONTSTOCK and replace the 'M' with a 'C' and the 'O' with a 'U' it'll spell CUNTSTOCK.

Not that I'm suggesting either you, or anyone else attending MONTSTOCK is a cunt, but I thought this sort of observation was worth sharing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)
If you take the last three letters of 'Jeff'
and replace them with 'izz-hungry Bronski Boy' you get 'Jizz-hungry Bronski Boy'. Just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Pfft.
That shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Well I'm kinda hyped off my tits on sugar and caffeine at the moment so none of your questions make any sense.
It's weird because I'm shattered but pretty wired, like awake but almost asleep. It's almost as if all this is a dream. How many questions do you want, bitch!?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)
I hope to hell there's no downer imminent : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)
In my head
this sounded exactly like Johnny Depp in Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Almost all of my life is as dull as that hour.
Alt: I'm on last week's 'best of' page, and I'm going to London on saturday to eat, drink and shop copious amounts.
Alt Alt: Chicken and mushroom soup and a kitkat chunky.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Mine is too - *sadfaces*
I need to do more interesting stuff
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Me too
Fancy doing the Mongol Rally or going to Morocco to learn to surf?
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Yeah!!
At the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Actually I could surf as Tynemouth is about 2 miles from where I live
I could just to the Mong rally
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

ol *Pulls face and drives away at speed*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Next year I'm going to either Sri Lanka or Goa.
For at least 10 days.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I'd love to go to Goa
but since I probably couldn't even afford a weekend in Skegness this year I suspect it might take me a little longer to save up :(
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Aw! I was going to go on my own but company would be nice.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)
I suspect you would find me annoying on holiday :)
can't you bother DG and Tourette's in to going? I know you've been away with them before and had an ace time.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)
They might be going to Kos again later this year.
Depending on DG's redundancy request going through. I've promised to take my nephew for a weeks holiday to Tenerife this year so I'm not sure I can make it to Kos with them.

And I have a very high threashold with annoying people : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)
You put up with me for almost an entire day whilst sober, so I can definitely back you up on this!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Hence why you are on here with us lot

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Exactamundo.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Eyyyyyyyyy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)
You bite at my jibes almost instantaneously!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I've never bitten anyone's jibes.
Regardless of what Rory may say.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:30, Reply)
You were on your way
We can discuss it whilst on holiday together
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:01, Reply)
My life is quite dull at the moment and I don't even have wine any more to take the edge off but fuck it.....
I'm doing OK. *grins*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)
*cheers*
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Fuck knows why but I'm not knocking it.
I think I just decided to be happy for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Woo!
this is Good News.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I agree
GO TEAM BLOUSE!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)
*goes*
*is lonely*

*comes back again*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)
YAY!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Internet husband ARRPOVES.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I'd be a damn site happier if you'd get off your arse and do stuff around the house.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)
And the magic is gone....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)
Well if you've not going to cook me dinner, how am I supposed to have the energy to do stuff, eh?
And don't over cook it this time.

www.thisisbristol.co.uk/news/Man-hit-partner-overcooked-meat/article-3117319-detail/article.html
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)
*mixes laxative with curry powder*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Are you making a bomb that'll fit into a rucksack?
*Imagines everyone shitting themselves....*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Laxatives and curry powder will do that for you
I would imagine
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)
ARRPOVES?
Is this some kind of Bristol thing?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Arr!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I've got to spend this afternoon scanning in forms. I can't even be on here while I'm doing it. That's fucking boring.
Alt Q: The only thing that has piqued my interest this week is football related, so I'll keep it to myself.

Alt Alt Q: Mild Curry Super Noodles.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)
This post is full of awfullness

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Scanning, football and super noodles?
Aye, pretty fucking depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 14:22, Reply)
doom doom doom
Just got on train and whipped blackberry out to check it. Seems i must have been leaning on it in the taxi and have managed to "reply all" with complete gibberish around the entire firm. Three times. That means 3000 people in about 6 countries have just received the following enlightening statements from me: "p" "pallovo" and "pllllm".

How can i explain this? Does saying that a small child stole it get me off this embarrassing hook?????
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Intermittent cerebral palsy
It's all the rage at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)
only on here!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)
It would go some way to explaining things

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)
so would killing myself in a frenzy of misunderstood grief
God this train is vile, people are scarfing mcdonald's on it, it reeks. Why is there no "spoiled bitch" compartment? Urrrrrrgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)
I consistently avoid the tramp wagon, so have no idea of what mixing with the hoi polloi is like
I imagine it's the resultant McDonalds breakage of wind that you're currently inhaling, best of luck with that. Rory xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)
It does. Good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)
except that i don't have one
May i borrow yours?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Get yourself a magic magnetic case like mine
it automatically locks the thing when it's in its case so you can't do that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)
yeah mine had one of those
But it was the fifth one i left in a taxi or otherwise lost. This one is just a temp so no case. I now see they are worth their weight in gold. Gold. :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)
"sorry, I'm a woman. Technology is hard! *giggle* (((HUGZ)))"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Don't Blackberrys have a key combination to lock the keyboard?
Bit of an oversight on their part, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)

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