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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Al gets stabbed up by the local rude boys over some perceived slightSeveral fat b3tans assist staff to hold the door shut on him. Hilarity ensues.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 9:58,
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They'd better.I'm paying them £50 each to cut him up. It'll be like watching Inuits butchering a whale. If whales had shit beards.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:00,
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They'll stab me with their steely baldesbut they just can't kill the beast (because my fat layer is like a natural stab vest)
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"baldes"?I know you're receding, but that's nothing to be proud of.
Also, the lyric is "knives".
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:10,
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I think it's middle English.'They wylle stabbe me with theyr steelie baldes, the fuckyng toordes'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:12,
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Poor Al, he never stood a chance with you lot(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 10:09,
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