If your chins ever saw a band as good as Pulp
they would smother your face in revenge for all that dreadful shit you subject them to.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I totally snubbed Jarvis Cocker by accident
At the Sickipedia comedy night. I leaned over his stupid head to read a poster, and didn't realise it was him until I walked away.
PUNK LIVES!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:24, Reply)

He's a decent bloke, but I wouldn't buy a record off him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)

snu kno
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I fear he's too bony
It'd be like trying to bang xylophone.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)

He curated that festival at the Barbican
and got some great bands on, inc Motorhead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Doesn't make me want to fuck him

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Oh go on. He really fancies you.
You'd be doing me a favour to be honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

There's not enough beer in the world

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

AL:
you listen to Yngwie Malmsteen deliberately and for pleasure.

With this in mind your opinions on music are irrelevant. You also like a band called 'Therapy?' (their question mark), and they're fucking IRISH.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Monty:
You're a smallminded old man, who is constantly out of his head on massive drugs.

With this in mind your opinions on absolutely anything at all are irrelevant.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

My mind is fucking large, I'll have you know.
I've spent years expanding it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)