Ha! Very funny
yes, I suppose if you swap condoms for abstinence that pretty much describes the current situation.
(berk, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Condoms are all well and good
And don't get me wrong, a necessity until you're in a longterm relationship and both tested, but they are massive moment-killers.
It's all going passionately, clothes are being shed, hold on a minute love while I root around in the drawer to find one and "wrap it up before I slap it up".
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( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)

But, they do remove the problem of the wet patch
though it is annoying when you're away and you've forgotten to bring any.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)