Anyone else 'back from the boozer?'
Or indeed, just fancying a night-time-natter?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:36, 22 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Briefly
Because I've no-one to spar with since the awful B69 who upset some internet people has gone off to have some sex with his wife.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

What a cunt.
Choosing to fuck his wife rather than stay online.

Well, if it's quiet, you could give me your views on the cricket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Where do you want to start, lad?
Colly did the right thing at the right time.

Look at the World Cup and for once it's "who do we leave out", not "Who can we take?"
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)

It's the 'nice' problem faced by managers of top flight football teams.
How long 'till Broad is back?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Back for the World Cup
I can't see straight any more. That must mean it's bedtime.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)

You must also understand
That I'm as pissed as a small beetle.

This means that all my submissions will be gramatically immaculate but very slow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)

Anyone who likes turntables
will like this: b3ta.com/links/Minimalist_turntable

And now I'm going to bed. I was going to say, "big day tomorrow!" but I believe they are all a standard size.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:06, Reply)

Turd reporting for duty sir.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

Alright Bob.
What have you done this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Think it's dead Jeff.
Dead dead dead.

Right - 12 hour sleep for me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

I'm not going to sleep with you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:24, Reply)

I'm at a loose end
After weeks of being away playing Florence Bleeding Nightingale.
i'm now back home twiddling my thumbs, nothing on TV and im soo bored
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:56, Reply)

I'm back from the cinema
if anyone is still around
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 0:58, Reply)

See
..anything good?

I saw a trailer for some film tonight about people trapped in a flooded cave.
no flipping chance im watching that :(
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:01, Reply)

Saw Black Swan
it was very good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:03, Reply)

everyone I know
who has seen it says its very good.
Not the kind of film i thought i would go see, but maybe i should
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:06, Reply)

I thought it was a little disjointed
but the acting was superb and though it was melodramatic it didn't veer over into stupidity. There was a definite awkwardness in the cinema though when it came to the sex scenes
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:08, Reply)

Yes
The sex scenes were much talked about
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:10, Reply)

You could see people shifting uncomfortably

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:15, Reply)

*waves*
In a snoozy way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:07, Reply)

wake up

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:10, Reply)

alright Jeff
how are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 1:15, Reply)