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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Detachable boobs!
What a fabulous idea.
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girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:09,
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latest was 15 years ago)
You could pointedly take them off whenever someone was staring.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:12,
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And hit them round the head with them.
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girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:20,
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Of course.
I think detatchable boobs could have their downsides though.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:23,
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I can't see how.
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girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:39,
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What if you accidentally left one on the bus?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:45,
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I can't see how this would happen unless you were drunk and took one off for a bet.
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girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:54,
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Because when you put your tits on, idiots would see it as an invitation to leer.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:49,
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They leer anyway.
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girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:52,
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And think about how confusing it would get when you went out and got drunk or stoned?
'Christ, I was completely off my tits!'
People will get all confused.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:52,
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you might get them mixed up with someone else's
and end up with mismatched knockers.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:27,
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I like breasts.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:12,
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