Bangin' round 'ere innit?
Did I tell you about our RRROOOOAAAD TRRRRIIIIPP? It's not as exciting as going to a curry house in London and filling your face with hot meat, but it's pretty damned exciting. I'm packing now. What's the thing you always forget to take on a trip with you? Or are you incredibly awesome like me and make comprehensive lists for shit like this?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:25, 63 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

screw the curry house, I can go there anytime.
I always forgot to calm down and stop checking things.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Hey, it'd be pretty weird if I replied to this post considering we're in the same room and stuff.
It might look a bit odd.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:43, Reply)

it might but that'd only be weird because we're being all antisocial.
although if you think about it, we're also being very PROsocial, because we're keeping this conversation free for other people to jump in and participate.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I gone done me a blog post !
blog.90nz0.com/2011/01/22/hannah-montana-a-film-im-struggling-to-relate-too/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)

That page is almost a meg.
880k of scripts? I wondered why I could never browse your blog on my phone.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

:( I am neither on a roadtrip
nor at a curry house. Screw the lot of yas!

I own a microwave now, though.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Sweet, microwaved jacket potatoes are fucking excellent!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

so I hear
if only I hadn't broken my can opener I'd have one tonight with tuna
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)

They're better from the oven to be honest
although Jeff I think had the right idea, ten mins in the microwave, oil and salt the skin, thirty mins in the oven. NO TUNA.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

well, I can't have tuna
stupid cans without ringpulls.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)

You must have a penknife.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:27, Reply)

fuck that shit
that would take forever. I have other food, cans can wait
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I have the best can opener on my penknife, rips through the little bastards in twenty seconds.
I am wholly smug about this, oh yes.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

I once went on holiday for two and a half weeks without packing any underwear. That was a laugh.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)

..and that's when things started getting sexy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:37, Reply)

or sweaty.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:40, Reply)

or both

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Each to their own Crunch,
But gooch sweat isn't that erotic IMHO.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:47, Reply)

I am so organised that I scare myself.
I wanna go awaaaaaaaay!
( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:02, Reply)

I'm home alone tonight.
And have just got back from the pub after watching the match. Tonight shall be an evening of watching whatever DVD's I like and scratching my balls on the sofa without fear of retribution.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Also, I never forget to take anything away with me.
I'm much too sensible.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:23, Reply)

Where's Sweary.
Is she stalking Mark Chapman again?
( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Colleague's 30th in toon
Except she's still here getting ready at the moment.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:38, Reply)

I once forgot to pack my contact lenses.
This wouldn't have been so bad if I'd not had a job interview and a train trip from Canterbury back to Leeds that day.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:24, Reply)

The curry is probably shit anyway.
Poncey southerners.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:29, Reply)

i rarely go away except for larp events
I always forget something important. Once it was my boots. Another time my tent (although I realised quick enough to go back for it). The rest of the time it's usually some important piece of costume
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:40, Reply)

I read that as boobs.

( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 18:55, Reply)

sometimes I wish I could leave them behind
just for a little while
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)

That would be great

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:04, Reply)

Detachable boobs!
What a fabulous idea.
( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)

You could pointedly take them off whenever someone was staring.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:12, Reply)

And hit them round the head with them.

( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:20, Reply)

Of course.
I think detatchable boobs could have their downsides though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I can't see how.

( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:39, Reply)

What if you accidentally left one on the bus?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I can't see how this would happen unless you were drunk and took one off for a bet.

( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:54, Reply)

Because when you put your tits on, idiots would see it as an invitation to leer.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:49, Reply)

They leer anyway.

( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:52, Reply)

And think about how confusing it would get when you went out and got drunk or stoned?
'Christ, I was completely off my tits!'

People will get all confused.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:52, Reply)

you might get them mixed up with someone else's
and end up with mismatched knockers.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)

I like breasts.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:12, Reply)

Evening wankers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)

I'm a morning wanker myself.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Tug your hood when you feel good!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:51, Reply)

*waves*
Evening Jeff.

Been to the footy?
( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Nah
The lad who was going to drive was too hungover to go, so I listened to the game on the wireless (it was away, so there was no great-shakes in missing it).

As it happens, the game sounded shit, a 0-0, so I've missed nothing.

I'm going to the pub for a couple of hours in a bit. What do you think about that eh?

What have you done today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Got up early.
Took the dogs for a walk.
Went to the optician.
Food shopping.
Nap
Dinner.
( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:53, Reply)

How was the nap?
I need 'nap-satisfaction-points', and duration information.

What did the optician say? And did the dogs catch and squirrels or annoy any pensioners?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:55, Reply)

Eyes are same as last time I had them checked.
No fuss with the dogs as it was early and I went to the resevoir to walk them.

Nap was about 1.1/2 hours on the sofa and a 7/10.
( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Resevoir Dogs!
A one and a half hour nap that scores a 7 is pretty good going. What would have made it better do you think?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:02, Reply)

In bed, not alone and waking up to someone's dick poking my back.

( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:05, Reply)

So the addition of sex is only worth +3?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)

Where naps are concerned yes.

( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Going out or drinking wine this evening?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)

No more wine drinking for a while Jeff.
And I'm not going out. Where would I go?
( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:13, Reply)

Pub?
Why not have some vodka? That is low-cal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Nah! I only like drinking wine at home.
I may have another early night and go to the gym early tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Well I'm going to the pub shortly.
I might drink ale this evening, as it's all cold and stuff.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I hear that a change is as good as a rest.

( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Ale it is!
It won't be a late one though.

*Will you record Match of the Day for me please?*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)

*groans*
OK then but Predator is on in a bit so I'll do it now before I forget.
( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I'll be back by 11.
Want any Chinese food? I can pick some up on my way back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Hell no!
I'M ON A DIET.

How many times do I have to remind you?
( girlinthehole, Sat 22 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)