In other news I just got a CHRISTMAS CARD
It's been with the doss fuckers in the flats next door, AND they've opened it.
Badness. They opened my catalogue bill once, then stapled it shut and gave it back to me. Yeah, I'm 80s, I have catalogue bills.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:47, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hey
I like those doss fuckers. They helped me hide your xmas present. For all the good it did me.
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Not Next Door in my building
I mean next door, as in those hideous modern apartments next door to our house.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Aaaah gotcha
I feel good knowing there's a doctor next door for when you accidentally spatchcock yourself.
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Erm
"The method of preparing the bird involves removing the backbone and sternum of the bird and flattening it out before cooking."
I'm onto you, sonny.
EDIT: I'm assuming she hates living next door to a hypochondriac.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
"Yeah officer, she accidentally, brutally slipped and marinated and spatchcocked herself."

btw - the next-door neighbour Dutchman has been charged
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I know!
Theft of Tesco Finest pizza is a crime indeed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)