I couldn't sleep out of the covers because my uncle Terry explained the Nuclear Deterrent System to me when I was 7.
TERROR.
Now I can't sleep out of the cover because Tigger will come along and grab me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Take a tip from me
I'm horrible to the little fucker and he loves me. You should do the same.
( djtrialprice, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

But his tiny tiny face when you shun him...
And his gung-ho-hat-joy when you're nice to him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

this is known as the "treat 'em mean" theory
working on gullible males of all species since cavemen
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Yes but sometimes you're actually trying to get rid of them and they just think you're being a treat 'em mean seductress and they're like chewing gum in yer 'air

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

oh god yes
i don't think i'll ever understand them.

although the POTENTIAL new one is.............

/swoon
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

They'll never understand you either. That's people for you.
People aren't even like Dolly Mixtures.
They're like a big sack containing sweets and mystery meats and sandwish casserole and socks. Oh, and inner tubes.
EDIT, Ooh, good luck. May a very long time pass before he does anything remotely cunty.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

i hate random people
there's about 8,000,000 too many of them in london on MY tubes and MY streets and MY shops getting in MY way.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)