I'm dying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

There there!

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:23, Reply)

You know what?
That's genuinely made me feel a little better.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:25, Reply)

It's because I'm Auntie Blouse innit.

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I need a cuddle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Awwwww!
*cuddles*

Isn't the misses with you?
( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)

*Keeps an eye on Blousie*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Nah, she's gone out for a walk, the nutter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Listen to River Phoenix.
Fuckin' light-weight.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I've had a haircut Jeff,
I think being stuck in such close proximity to a bunch of weapons-grade Shoreditch Benders for so long has had a negative effect on my capacity for drink and drugs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Were the Shoreditch Benders the name
Of your breakdancing crew?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)

My mate was in the Aries Hard Rockers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Did he always leave the house with a bit of rolled up lino under his arm?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Hey, you
The Aries Hard Rockers crew.
Show 'em what to do,
Make a break, make a move.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I am on chatting terms
with Crazy Legs from the Rock Steady Crew.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)

The last I heard of Crazy Legs
Was when he was some sort of expert on the Channel 4 show Faking It.

*Goes to find link*

EDIT: www.channel4.com/programmes/faking-it/episode-guide

History of art student to GraffitiStudent episode.

(Woo! Minder is just starting on ITV4)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

He's a nice chap.
I've just cracked a Grolsch, in desperation.

I quite a fancy a curry now, but my innards would never talk to be again if I beat them up so soon after the last one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

If you're feeling a bit rough, then having a sharpener is probably the best thing to do.
A couple of pints to take the edge off and some food sounds like a great solution to me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I do feel better already.
i'm going to see if I have any cocaine left in my kitchen now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I don't understand why some people are so down on 'breakfast' booze.
It's a great solution.

What will you do for food? Can you get your Doris to fry up some dead pig when she comes back from her walk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

My brother
had a can of Special Brew for breakfast every day for about ten years. That's taking it slightly too far I reckon.

I've had an omelette and now I've hit the drink and drugs I have no need for food...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Taking it too far? Just a bit.
Where is he variety? You need to mix it up a bit. Tennents Super, Strongbow Black, White Ace.

You can't just live on Spech.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I think it was God who said
'man cannot live on Brew alone'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I must have been pissed last night, there's quite a bit left.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I managed to figure out what busses I needed to get home
I am quite proud of this fact as I was almost too drunk to read
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I really, really thought everyone but me was pretty sober.
It's most gratifying to discover that this was complete bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)

haha you were the drunkest by far
but there were a few others on their way
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I do hope I wasn't too much of a cock.
Sorry if I was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

You were hillarious
I'm saddened to hear I missed of door kickingness
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I'm like a naughty schoolboy when I get pissed, so I'm told.
Right, I am going outside. I may be some time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 14:16, Reply)

His real name is Richard Colon.
That's right: 'Dick Colon'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 23 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)