I am cheerful
because you're skint, it's not your payday for a week yet and your car is a state.

I am so pleased about this I've actually mustered up a 'lazy lob-on'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 8:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

How's your hangover, Mr Boyce?

(berk, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 8:35, Reply)

Non-existent.
I am a medical marvel.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 8:42, Reply)

Hangovers are for the weak minded.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 8:50, Reply)

I never thought I'd hear you describe yourself as cheerful
You miserable cunt.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 24 Jan 2011, 8:38, Reply)

Charmander was shocked to discover that this is incredibly true- that you ARE a cheerful person.
It's great.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)